croweman & the ape - random rhymes lyrics
[intro]
i’m randomly assigning
every line that i’m writing
a clever rhyme for good timing
so don’t think twice with your findings
they may appear to be one way
that may not be to your liking
your mind may just go and run stray
when you hear what i’m rhyming
[croweman’s verse]
here’s a shot of morphine for the most insane human being
his name is croweman he’s dreaming
of a skinny blonde while he’s peeing
hand on the remote he’s streaming
big bang theory and peeing, whatever
stick my b+lls in the cannon and fire at every random ass liar
who thinks this album ain’t fire
f+ck your stand in trash choir
someone go tell the armada
that i ain’t got time for drama
we wrote this sh+t cause we wanna
your laugh is worthless i promise
i feel like dr. richtofen
every time i say something and i drop a bar that might offend
all you little p+ssies should go hit your head with a kitchen pan
scared sh+tless till you p+ss the bed
throw a fist instead you just miss my head
not a diss i said. no the fleet i miss, i still hiss respect
i spit these bars with meaning behind them
so, you can go back and rewind them
sift through every single word and define them
“oh my”
take you back to a time when
the fleet was act+ally vibbing
two oh one nine, goodbye from brian
“goodbye!”
[chorus]
random rhymes is the only thing on my mind
every word i pick happens to fit in so fine
check the time, working all day, i’ve been on that grind
understand these rhymes were made by a mastermind
[the ape’s verse]
i’m a kick this sh+t up instantly
coming in large quantities
raps with lots of oddities
rhymes with lots of comedies
yeah my name is joey c
and i am the prophecy
the one who spits it modestly
never lay it cautiously
i study the economy
tke made me their crysopholies
i’ll handle it responsibly
money and monopoly
lofton came to lecture me
i think about astronomy
so i left real quietly
to go watch p+rnography
beat it with ferocity
i locked the door and took the key
so you can’t walk in on me
i am in here privately
spitting with a wicked flow
slow but kind of twisted though
now you got the sickness bro
i’ll let everybody know
that i am a f+cking pro
sing the chorus for them crowe
[chorus]
random rhymes is the only thing on my mind
every word i pick happens to fit in so fine
check the time, working all day, i’ve been on that grind
understand these rhymes were made by a mastermind
[tractor’s verse]
tractor on the case
turning b+tches turning base
put together for a race
outer sp+ce now that’s my place
hit the gas
i’m keeping pace
keep the pace
up the pace
i do as i do at the pace for any race
i’ll get there at my own pace
with hoes that know their place
in their satin and they’re lace
ready for the rocket to outer sp+ce
take this in the socket with the force of a mace
now i need to relax
don’t wanna get p+ssed
else you gonna get the ax
so prepare to get dissed
you know nothing
are nothing
a spec trying to be something
i can snap you like a twig
cause you can’t handle a swig
i will knock you out and make the bell ding
now you just need a mirror
so bow to your king
bow to your
king
[chorus]
random rhymes is the only thing on my mind
every word i pick happens to fit in so fine
check the time, working all day, i’ve been on that grind
understand these rhymes were made by a mastermind
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