crudbump - nsa lyrics
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
“sir we have a report that a man was typing in arabic
and we pulled it up and he said he was from syria
and he said there was gonna be a jihad in america
with some high value targets, some very high value targets
but when we checkеd it out
it was just a hundred million pictures of a b+tthole.”
thе admiral nodded and said
“this means something, this is important. we need to save this
we need to save these b+ttholes
get some extra hard drives and get a usb stick
we got some work to do, we gotta save all these b+ttholes.”
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi
deep in fort meade in a rectangular building
covered in glass, a military man asks you a question
“how many countries are we at war with right now?”
you start to count on your fingers
you start to name the countries
but he laughs and says, you’re gonna need more hands
a young man just given top secret clearance
is seated at a computer labeled ‘top secret clearance’ and he types
his password in
his screen begins to fill with asses and assh0l+s
more and more asses, more and more assh0l+s
so he calls the supervisor
and the supervisor says
“that’s what we do here, those might be terrorist assh0l+s.”
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
i sent a s+xt of my t+st+cl+s
sent a text r+ct+m to the admiral
then i flexed rectal in a urinal
paparazzi flash at the funeral
n0body died when clinton lied
but he never got to see my b+lls online
george bush never got to see my brown eye
perineum, with a brown line
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
i put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet
so the nsa could spy on it
and try to keep an eye on it
maybe call the fbi on it
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