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crudbump - take a number lyrics

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[chorus]
take a number
get your hand out the m&m bowl
take a number
get your hand out the m&m bowl

this ain’t the food bank and you don’t work here
let me make this crystal clear
don’t put your paws on my candy
squirrel motherf-cker, go stock your own pantry
and if you think it’s mean that i’m rationing my dragees
you can write me an essay
and when i call your number, you can read it to me

[chorus]

it’s not a joke, it’s the f-cking procedure
and if you came hungry, go out to the bleachers
and find a scr-p of food
eating all my motherf-cking candy is rude
the now serving sign isn’t just for fun
every so often it advances by one
it’s a pretty solid system
bet you’d understand it if you would listen

[chorus]

potato-head dude with an m&m mouthful
are you even here for business? it’s doubtful
most people know this ain’t an m&m stand
how’d you even get them to melt on your hands
and your face, and your pants
do you have a problem?
you’re about to have a problem

- crudbump lyrics

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