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crumbstain - gobble gobble lyrics

[intro]
1621
the olden days
moments after the very first thanksgiving

[verse 1]
5 college kids are trying to go home
but little do they know they’re about to die!

[verse 2]
centuries have passed
and you’ll never guess this
that there is a turkey
who is going to k!ll you!
feathercloud was upset
wanted things to reset
so he brought a turkey
to k!ll those for revenge!

[pre chorus]
help! please, somebody! why is there a turkey trying to k!ll me and my friends?

[verse 3]
camping out in crawberg
stories by the fire
there’s no evil turkey
oh wait, i lied!
he will then drink your blood
if you’re being a meanie
the dog had an accident
he’s got a muscle you can touch!

[breakdown 1]
john bennett ramsey
you really thought it was funny
well who’s laughing now
gobble gobble!
oh!

[chorus]
if you eat the turkey on thanksgiving day
he’ll axe you and wax you along with all your friends
your old college buddies will die next to you
he’s 510 years old and will bring the whites to their end
thank you for calling tech support
[bridge]
oh
oh
(tur+turkey
tur+tur+turkey
turkey
tur+turkey
tur+tur+turkey
turkey)
oh
(tur+turkey
tur+tur+turkey
turkey
tur+turkey
tur+tur+turkey
turkey)
tur+turkey
tur+tur+turkey
turkey

[breakdown 2]
hey, wanda
nice tits, b+tch!

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