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crypt (rap) - 10 styles of youtube rap lyrics

[verse 1: the old head]
f-ck mumble rap
and anyone who likes that
if you come at me with that
you can kiss my -ss
i like tracks that don’t rap about -ss or drugs
or c0ke or lean or whatever
that lil pump does
in fact, i hate this new age rap
their tape sucks
it don’t sk!ll to get big now
it takes luck
it sounds like a d-ck’s in your mouth
when you try to speak
all these mumblin’ mothaf-ckas
stay blowin’ on their knees
they’ll be gone in a year in a half
and that’s a fact
i’ll walk up in their studio
take the autotune off
and i’ll release their tracks
that way the public
can see how much of a scam you are
death to mumble rap
your eulogy is these bars

[interlude 1]
ha ha ha ha ha
oh, i love doing this stuff
ok, look, look
yea, wah wah wah wah

[verse 2: the cool ad guy]
i got this game
and it’s called raid
and it’s fun to play
after a long day
let me show you
all the ways that
you can have fun
after someone rubbed you
the wrong way
cl!ck the link down low
to go ahead and download
you get so many perks
just from that link
it’s all-around dope
100k silver
n0body else can have it
2 clan boss keys
turn a man into a savage
and you also get a 10 piece
of these mystery shards
trade them in for champions
you can use to defeat the boss
look, everybody wanna
be the one up at the top
use the link in the description
to get a head start
it’s an rpg game; free to play
with pvps and enemies to slay
400 champions to win and customize
make ’em fly
make ’em fight everyone else
and cut them eyes
and it’s only available
for the next few days
after that you get no perks
and gotta start from the base
so download it now
as we say thanks to raid
cause they hate boring games
just as much as you and me (woo!)

[interlude 2]
alright, you guys know
how much i love shouting out
the sponsors
shout out to the homies over at raid
for sponsoring this video
they’ve been on this channel a couple times
you guys already know how sick and amazing
these people are
but if you don’t know who they are
go down to the description below
cl!ck that link
you guys get a lot of special stuff
if you cl!ck that link to play this game
it’s an rpg game where you get to beat the
ever living sh-t out of people
if you cl!ck that link you get a hundred thousand
free silver which is a huge head start in the game
you get 2 clan boss keys
which helps you get further in the new
faction mode that they have
you get 10 mystery shards
and it’s hard to earn mystery shards in the game
so having 10 upfront is nuts
you can use those to unlock new champions
to get stronger and beat the f-ck outta more people
and you also get a free champion called, “the executioner,”
which is a solid champion to have to start off this game
so much much love to raid
i love these guys
absolutely amazing people over there
we’re gonna continue to work together, hopefully
as long as you guys continue to show them support
guys, if you have any compet-tive bone in your body
like i do, you’re gonna go down to the descripton
download this game
show some love to raid
and go beat the f-ck out of people

[verse 3: the club rapper]
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back (make that -ss clap)
pop it back and reverse that -ss
round of applause
no hands, make it clap
look so good
baby girl, you a snack
when you push it on back
i’ma push it right back
make babies on the dance floor
all the ladies gettin’ jealous
at the way we movin’
girl, you make a man sore
baby girl, if you don’t mind
let’s take it back to my crib
and i’ll hit it from behind
make ya
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back (make that -ss clap)
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back
pop it, pop it back (make that -ss clap)

[verse 4: the “i hope mom doesn’t hear me”]
my momma’s in the room right next door to me
i gotta keep it quiet
gotta keep it low key
she might get mad if she finds out i rap
but if you diss me
you gon’ get hit with the gat
(what are you doin?)
nothin’, nothin’
aye, that was fire tho

[verse 5: the hick hopper]
woah, woah, lord
why have you forsaken me?
you got me down in mississippi
where i don’t wanna be
down in mississippi where the green gr-ss grows
where the men love women
and they don’t have hoes
never heard of molly
never smoked crack
all we do is work hard
and break our backs
get up on a tractor
and mow the hay field
so my baby has a place to stay
and make our meals
as she makes our meals
i’ma make our mills
get a multi platinum track
and it’s gon’ pay our bills
sunday mornings
i go to church
and when i come back home
i spit that verse
and if you ever think the fame is gonna
get to my head
there’s a better chance of a rooster
goin’ to lay an egg singin’
woah, woah, lord
why have you forsaken me?
you got me down in mississippi
where i don’t wanna be
everybody now!
woah, woah, lord
why have you forsaken me?
you got me down in mississippi
where i don’t wanna be
everybody now!
woah, woah, lord
why have you forsaken me?
you got me down in mississippi
where i don’t wanna be

[verse 6: the guy who can’t hit the down beat]
aye, aye
it’s f-ckin’ hot in here
god dang
alright, we’re goin’ black shirt right now
woo, yea
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,oh
man, i be ki-
f-ck!
okay, hold on
gonna wait for the down beat
aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
i don’t wit-
f-ck!
god!
alright f-ck it
i can’t do it

[interlude 3]
let me see these f-ckin rappers on here
all those mothaf-ckas with big channels
he sucks
he sucks
i could diss him
i could diss him, too
yeah, f-ck it
i got this

[verse 7: the guy who disses anyone and everyone]
yo, f-ck scru
he smells like p–p
f-ck crypt
he’s got no d-ck
f-ck vin jay
cause my friends
say he’s a d-ck
and i’m not g-y
f-ck mac lethal
i don’t know why
i just wanna diss anybody in sight
f-ck dax and tom macdonald
upchurch sucks
he is awful
imdontai and chvse
don’t get up in my way
cause if you do
i hit you with
my lyrical bullets
up in the face, aye
i’m the best up in the game
quadeca is really lame
who names an album after an app
he ain’t nothin’ but a shame

[verse 8: the rhyme zoner]
i made my verse just from rhyme zone
when i was 12, i got an iphone
no one’s f-ckin’ with my flow
i’m grown
it’s my throne
cause i’ve shown
what i know
i grow
silohs
in my home
white notes
high gross
i might go
psycho
like hoes
aight bro
my zone
i fly drones
i sigh
i might fight five guys
ride home
why do i
feel so dry?
my flow is wetter
than a girl f-ckin’ a guy

[interlude 4]
that was actually
really difficult to do

[verse 9: the clout chaser]
call me the champ
chris jericho
here to lion tame your ego
call me the champ
chris jericho
here to lion tame your ego
hi cordell
that means unlucky
jan fourth
crypt born in kentucky
two members of the bluegr-ss state
met at the lake
made a mistake
it was the spring of ’95
two hicks got too drunk
n’ to high
they checked into the bates motel
then proceeded to make cordell
you shouldn’t of been born
they should of left you in
a drain storm
i’m here to cap this capricorn
used to be cordgl-ss21
at games you -ss
at rap you dumb
you’re co-rs-
wiry comparin’ traps
you couldn’t stabilize your flat raps
you just soundin’ like fast mud flaps

[interlude 5]
-chuckles-
aw, he said in the spring of ’95
my parents met up
i was born born in january of ’95, so
that’s after i was born
and, uh, bates motel is not in kentucky
i don’t really know what to say there, uh
but, yea, there’s your shout out, homie

[verse 10: the clout k!ller]
-chuckles-
you wanted this man
i have no idea why
look, look, i listened to your diss but it’s
more like vincent van gogh
that’s definitely deaf in the ear
that’s left on his d-mn dome
you paintin’ pictures of situations that don’t exist
like how i commented back
and you thought that is was a diss
well, that wasn’t
and this barely is
i got so much dirt on dude
that i could bury him
but i’ll keep it quiet
cause i see he’s quick to make a story
i’ll pr-ck him a little bit
and then he’ll act like this was gorey
so aaron, i know your happy that you found my name
but my name is aaron
famous birthdays didn’t show that
did they?
you flexed your google sk!lls and thought, “that’s tough.”
well i googled you too
and nothing f-ckin popped up
but i know some people
that know some people
that know you
i’ll make the trip to beagle
and we can see what you gon’ do
not a f-ckin’ thing
cause you never leave your house
how the f-ck you make a diss
with that puppy’s tongue in your mouth?
he’s like his favorite peanut b-tter
chunky with no nuts
he puts it on his d-ck
and lets the puppy l!ck it up so he can c-m
someone call peta
get that beagle and take it away
but then he’ll make a diss and say that
they’re the one to blame
cordell is a name that i gave red reserve
to put on their website
cause it’s the name that i prefer
but it’s not the name that i was birthed with
your research was surface
your first diss was worthless
b-tch, you won’t ever hurt crypt
with words or your hands
cause your too busy typin’
mad at me about the tournament
cause you weren’t invited
but i invite rappers only
and you’re the wrong kind
you’re the type that’s in the trash
next to every single line
that you ever f-ckin’ wrote
dude, you’re just a f-ckin’ joke
i bet me talkin’ bout you
makes you want to go and start to stroke
just leave me the f-ck alone
i don’t wanna make you ghost
but if you f-ck with me
some more there’s just some things i can’t control
mr. hall, i’m appalled
that you got so many channels
yet you couldn’t channel the ability to get me canceled
it’s kinda cute that you use them to boost your own comments
i cl!cked on these people
and like you they got no content
and they’re only subbed to you
made on the same day
you got 7 likes on your vid
but 5 of them were fake
and 1 of them is me, cause i’m a nice guy
i shared your vid with my fans and told ’em to say hi
but now you’re actin’ outta pocket
the hate? i didn’t cause it
dude, you brought it on yourself
and played the victim
just be honest
you said that you were better
so i let you try to prove it
told my fans to give you a view
but you just couldn’t do it
check the internet, anywhere
and see if i talked sh-t
even after your diss
i never poked nor digged
but you just kept comin’ back like a b-tch in heat
begging to get f-cked
but my fans were f-cking you for me
but back to red reserve
i f-ckin’ left that sh-t
i outgrew the team
that fact is evident
did you think that you would say the name
and i’d be sh-ttin’ out excrements
if you look at my vids
the name’s on the chair
in which i sit
and who the f-ck is zooma?
did you just google faze?
picked out a name
and thought i dated them
and hope that it would resonate
your words are harmless
internet fl!cks
hit ’em and go
you should watch that show
cause you ain’t got no rhythm nor flow
makin’ wrestlin’ references but you’ve hit rock bottom
this is your last ride
cause the walls of jericho have fallen

[outro]
alright, dawg
no idea who you are
or why you did this
but i hope you got what you wanted
out of it, man
uh, continue on
whatever your name is
that dissed me, uh
at the end of the day
they’re just words to me, man
i’m not offended by your sh-t
um, well, i mean, i kinda am
cause i made this
but, um, you definitely won’t
be hearing back from me anymore
um, continue on with your stuff, bro
hopefully you get the attention and subs that you wanted
love you guys
peace the f-ck out
woo! uh! uh!
i should probably end the video
okay, that’s where the beat stops
see you guys in the next video

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