crywank – oliver’s theme (live) lyrics
[speech]
okay, this next song is not by cryw+nk, it’s by my older brother but back when he was six years old. but it has a little rap in it that’s by me so…
[pre+chorus]
i’m the coolest kid in town
i’m the coolest kid in town
no one in the world is as cool as me
i’m the coolest person in the galaxy
that’s me
[chorus]
so cool, so cool
so cool
so cool
(chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka)
[rap]
some people say my flow is magical, like a rainbow
but i just brush it off and say, “if you say so”
but deep down i know i’m a child of the stars
embody a fruitfull sp+ce moon god as i spit bars
yeah i’m the future
like odourless tuna
i’m newer, fresher, badder, redder than a strawberry beretta
“nice collеction of sweaters,”
they all say
and if you pay, you can wеar one for a day
some say i’m a wet blanket
well they can have it
’cause they’re all wet handkerchiefs used for brushing t++th, jealous of my padding
yeah i’m uncomfortable asleep
and i’m only wet from all the people who are having s+x on top of me
what do you think to kermit the frog
when i’m reincarnated, i wanna be a dog
i really hope i live to be a hundred and if i do
i hope my birthday is good
[chorus]
so cool, so cool
so cool cool cool cool cool cool
so cool, so cool
{outro]
when i have a w+nk
i have a poshy
grey poupon
ferrero rocher
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