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cumdaddies - offended? lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m offended that you’re all offended
never see the day cumdaddies is amended
all offenses attended and my defense is three d+ck l!ckers with a reach that’s extensive
thought we were past all the bullsh+t i’m hearing
movies, shows, games with the naughty words you’re fearing
just [sent in here?] with my d+ck in my hand
you know we’re in sight but your eyes keep peering
here’s an idеa you can humor for a second
maybe get a hobby that’s not so f+cking apprеhensive
take your teeny weeny peak and stuff it up your +n+s
you’re feeding off my power with the more you f+cking hate us
tell you what really makes my little dingy hard
when i’m driving in your car and i see you getting close
i see your mouth open so i spray it with my hose
now your mind it froze like you’ve seen a f+cking ghost
but who am i to say what is and what ain’t g+y?
i finger blasted [?] at least three times today
this censorship needs to let me be me
but let’s just see how much of my pee you can all drink before it’s time to leave
i’m your wet dream, you’re [?] [feel the needs?]
but i’m the bad guy slipping through your tv set
i’m the dirty f+ggot making you a nervous wreck
[? molest?] your mind if i haven’t yet
and take a big sh+t on your pc’s head
when i was young i knew this one kid named thomas
his dad loved to see us dance in our pajamas
brought his friends over and they would join with all us
pills in our drinks like daddy and mamas
passing out sick and curled up like commas
then i seen ‘em eat ‘em like a jeffrey dahmer
fanatic static and get pragmatic
finger f+cking in the attic yeah it’s a bad habit
i’m systematic with all my acrobatics
it’s dramatic if you see my f+cking [schematics?]
and [?] with dramatics, i get so cinematic
then i become a f+cking addict, this was automatic, i wouldn’t have it
[verse 2]
p+ssy f+ggot maniac with a bad habit
i’m trying to solve you, just can’t crack it
i know you’re a maggot who likes to f+ck boys
ram it up your ass like cars and toys
you need to be locked up in a straight jacket
over here like, “here’s my d+ck, grab it”
moon me, spoon me, cum on me by noon
give me something to stick in little kids’ poons
godd+mn man, you are so f+cked
with any luck you will die slowly
before a tortured death, let’s [?] some meth
i want you to be high as f+ck right before the guillotine cuts
sever your little d+ck and stick it in your b+tt
[?] i think it’s not a game of putt putt
(it’s all i got)

[verse 3]
f+cked your son at the pier 1
where i stuck my c+ck between his sweet buns
then i appeared at the supreme court one where i fought the law but the law won
ha, i’m kidding, you little sandy p+ss
get it?—i’m kidding, ‘cause i put it in his tush
psych, i’m kidding again, he knew b+tton to push
i know you’re probably getting sick of hearing our stupid sh+t
i would just say go suck a d+ck but you just ask how long and thick
we bring to the table what you won’t hear anywhere else
tie my nuts in a knot and [?] that sh+t with a belt
put a toothpick between your finger and nail
force it to a wall and let that sh+t impale
duct taping [?] bl++dy pad to my face
slamming shots of s+m+n using urine chase
(hahahaha, never said we were role models, cumdaddies are motherf+cking back, never rap on no wack tracks, coasting up on the train tracks, stuffing corkscrews in my ass, peace)

[outro]
ah, i’m scared
why is everyone near me? i’m so scared
f+ck you
see? they got into our singing
here, i’m gonna start singing
i grab stuff, i grab stuff [?] grab stuff
f+ggot.. eat your p+n+s

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