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cyanide and silicone - baby dick (dirt nasty cover) lyrics

[verse 1]
first of all my d+ck is small
3 inches hard, two little b+lls
when the lights are out i stick it in her mouth
she said “i don’t smoke virginia slims”
i wear a rubber if it fits (sh+t)
but they don’t make condoms for baby d+cks
maybe it’s time to buy the pump
but every time i stick my d+ck in i cum (uhhhh)
and my last girlfriend was a stripper
b+tch had beef curtains
like throwin’ a hot dog down a hallway
if you want it all day, don’t call me (nope)
but you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
even mini me started laughin’ at my little d+ck
please lord tell me if you’re listenin’
i’m tired of havin’ stage fright in the men’s urinal

ugh!

[hook] [x2]
baby d+ck, itty bitty baby d+ck
baby d+ck, baby baby baby d+ck
baby d+ck, itty bitty baby d+ck
he gotta baby d+ck…
[verse 2]
what’s worse? my pops gotta purse
hе a fat tranny, works at circus circus
and my mom is bonin tom
that dude from mysp+ce dot com (sh+t)
and my little sis gotta biggеr d+ck
than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
f+ckin b+tch, i wanna beat her down
but she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds
d+mn grannie lost it (coo+coo)
when grandpa came outta the closet
my b+lls itch from the crabs i got
i was sleepin’ with a crackhead hooker in watts
my aunt’s doin 20 to life
for raping a nerd who work at good guys
so i think i’ll f+ck my cousin in the mouth
even though it smell like orange roughy (mm)

[hook] [x2]

- cyanide and silicone lyrics

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