cyanide and silicone – fuck your silver bells lyrics
[intro: dale nasty]
it’s christmas, last year i didn’t get sh-t
this year, i better see that fat b-tch
my stocking is a used panty hose
inside, was a log of sh-t bro
[verse 1: sideshow brian]
i woke up on christmas day
my d-ck was sad, sh-t i need to get laid
walked to the living room and opened some presents
all i got were used tube socks and a dead pheasant
[verse 2: dale nasty]
in my yard, it didn’t snow, yo
i built a snowman out of sh-t, and i’m lit
all i want under my tree is a bag of chips
fat free, and a little bit of p-ssy, dude!
[verse 3: sideshow brian]
then we went to my grandmas house
she had sourdough up inside her blouse
my first gift was a bag of mints
a minecraft story mode for my xbox 3-6
[verse 4: dale nasty]
got a p-ss stained santa hat
a little baggy that’s full of crack
didn’t know what to do with that
and my shoe game is kind of wac, dude!
[hook: dale nasty & sideshow brian]
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
(all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail
all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail!)
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
(all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail
all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail!)
[verse 5: sideshow brian]
christmas dinner was stale and bitter
i sat next to my cousin, who’s a crazy gravy spitter
i gobbled my sh-t like a hobo on some crack
oh f-ck, my aunt has a nice rack
[verse 6: dale nasty]
mom said christmas is gonna make the six triple
i told her all i want for christmas is not be a cripple
all i unwrapped was a box of pampers
some broke chicken legs, and some wheelchair rampers
[verse 7: sideshow brian]
after lunch we went outside to play soccer
i see my aunt again and all i want to do is c-ck her
but yet again, she didn’t even get me sh-t
her kids are lucky that they got to suck on her t-ts
[verse 8: dale nasty]
i told santa to bring his sleigh my way
but nope, all he wrote back was a suicide note
avoid reindeer, they try to harm me
from miss b, i got a box from the salvation army
[hook: dale nasty & sideshow brian] x2
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
(all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail
all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail!)
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
f-ck your silver bells, f-ck your silver bells!
(all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail
all i want to do is raise some h-ll and chase some tail!)
[verse 9: sideshow brian]
my grandpa got me new light up sketchers
i’m a dog, i see some p-ssy all i do is fetch ’em
miss b gave me a box of candle sticks
all i want to do is just shove ’em up your -ss, b-tch!
[verse 10: dale nasty]
elf on the shelf with his -ss blew out
f-cking the stuffing makes me want to shout
ice on the porch makes me want to peel out
mentally f-cked is what christmas is all about, dude!
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