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cyanide and silicone - morning flush lyrics

(c’mon!)

[verse 1: brin and dubby]
walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom
dale’s drool spit on the floor cause he sh+t and he’s sore
i just went ahead and closed the f+cking door
and dropped my drawers
a good needed morning flush is important
p++py p++py but cause the toilet won’t flush
if i’m holding in a dump then you know i’m kind of f+cked
cause joey’s f+cking b+tt dump kind of f+cking stunk
what, clogging up the drain it’s big brown bass stunk
dubby sh+ts to the power of nine k9’s i ain’t lying
walls be bumping harder than the bassline
i clean the f+cking seat every morning because my p+ss leaks
my p+ss reeks like joseph’s sh+t and f+cking dish sink
my brain’s like an assh0l+ it’s holding sh+t back
i’m in the middle of the playground, the bubble guts attack
god d+mn, what the f+ck did i have for breakfast?
coffee and some donuts, cheerios the best, b+tch

huh, good thing i drank bang energy
(uh, dude!)
(mm, mmm, mmm, mm)

[interlude: joey]
to be frank, i got a chocolate hot dog
got your from your mom at the toilet at red lobster
i got it at 11 a.m. so it’s still counting as a f+cking morning flush
my sh+t hairy, i named it potter
[verse 2: brin and dubby]
6 in the morning i had a crazy thought
should i puke, should i p+ss, should i sh+t in the pot?
i don’t know dude, someone f+cking jizzed on the lid
it’s a little bit of joe pubic hair in his sh+t
sh+t fard, f+cking barred by the plunger
f+cking fard like it’s thunder cause i ate all my hunger
i like to sing+a, about the moon+a and the june+a
and my loofer when i shower cause i take a big p++p+a

[hook: brin]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p+ssed off a lot, and we p+ss on the floor

[hook: brin and dubby]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p+ssed off a lot, and we p+ss on the floor

[verse 3: brin, dubby, and joey]
i like toilet humor cause it tickles me pink
i f+cking fart f+cking giggle holy sh+t brian stinks
hey dale, let me in on a verse, make it work
i’m the king of holy b+tts and f+cking tooting my t+rds
got the boys bathroom moving like a cattle ranch
laying logs in the toilet and they big as a branch
no f+cking morning flush, i leave sitting in the bowl
so the next mother f+cker see it stinking up and old, uh
am i wiping my ass or am i wiping a marker?
is this my parkinson’s? i cannot f+cking tell, i wipe harder
and joey+boey comes+a+knocking
heh+hey brian, i gotta sh+t
i gotta toot my f+cking b+tt and f+cking b+tt out all my sh+t
wiping harder and harder and i’m a bit of a farter
i f+cking pfft+pfff, and i don’t mean to alarm
i see the preps, i give them swirlies in the toilet i just sh+tted in
a morning sh+t it is, i really got to get my sh+ttings in
[outro: joey]
when they see joe coming they just lock the bathroom door
cause when i get into that b+tch i p+ss and sh+t all on the floor
they ask for more
like joe+boe’s kitchen handing out the wackest porridge
i just pour it super slow and blow a fart because i’m bored
that’s who i am, and if it hasn’t proved it yet
my saucy ass is coming back and running fat in full effect
and i just drum up on the track like i got cowbells on my chest
and if your girlies coming over i just groom my face and nuts
i morning flush, b+tch

(huh, auhh, huuh)

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