carter the unstoppable sex machine – surfin’ usm lyrics

spoken
when you’re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat b-st-rd.

shouted
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!
you fat b-st-rd!