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castle – orientation lyrics

veridian dynamics we’re a family, just like yours
but we don’t waste our time throwing leaves around
we put our family to work
we mean real work
not just eating mush
our veridian dynamic family works for every member of your family
even the dead ones
and we’re working to bring them back and copy them,
in case you lose them again
we love our family
which is why we work nights, weekends
and major holidays
because that’s when families should be together
veridian families yay

hi welcome to the family
you’re here for minimum wage in exchange for your sanity
and take orders from tyrants who are stripped of all humanity
just do your job and keep fueling your boss’s vanity
are there any questions?
oh, yeah
will you guys screw me on availability?
i have cl-ss in the evening and i’d like to have the energy
to stay awake in cl-ss and even have time to study
but it’s fine either way cause i desperately need the money
good question our policy is f-ck you in the mouth
if you need to change your schedule just give your boss a shout
he’ll blatantly dismiss it show his -ss for you to kiss it
and say f-ck you and your cl-ss and hope to god you miss it
kind of figured i was thinking i should leave this gig alone
but the job market is cr-ppy and i still have student loans
so forget it right before work i’ll just get really stoned
to deal with the thought that i’ll probably always be a drone

welcome all and say goodbye to your goals
you’re here to answer phones while we harvest all your souls
there’s a lovecraftian demon trained to rape and eat it whole
hope you love getting screwed and taking very little home
is there a chance i’ll pick up slack for my manager’s mistakes
with no credit, no bonus, just a d-ck slap to the face
ah, good question, and yes oh and if you want respect
you’ll have to be a male or have a distracting chest
if you want to p-ss time we have knives in the breakroom
to stab your co-workers in the back at your convenience
when your manager’s around be sure to act like he’s a genius
if that doesn’t work then play tonsil hockey with his p-n-s
yes, it’ll be bleak you’ll pray to die in your sleep
and casual fridays will be the highlights of your week
and yes, you’ll feel like a caged monkey at the zoo
but somebody’s got to do it, it might as well be you

- castle lyrics

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