chris moyles – pissed lyrics
chris moyles: i wanna be drunk when i wake up,
i wanna be drunk by 7 o’clock,
i wanna be smashed before the world wakes,
pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes,
no coffee cause i would not be drunk at all.
i wanna be drunk by this morning,
cause a bit of booze makes it less boring,
schoefield, windshield i’m not very sober,
i think i’ll struggle to get through this song.
ed sheeran: cause i need some booze every once in a while,
helps me get through jeremy kyle,
all dramas through lie detection, mum f#cked a member of one direction,
p-ss the larger lets stop the thinking and,
carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie.
chris moyles: maybe i’ll stop drinking now,
stop my drinking now,
stop my drinking now,
or maybe just one more.
walking into work, i am winning,
i wish this room would stop it’s bl–dy spinning,
another meeting, they’re all repeating and my attention is now depleting,
i need to get to lunchtime so i can drink again.
and maybe other people like me,
you see the little stain below, it really is pee,
pant’s are damper, should be wearing pampers,
cos’ i just think i wet myself.
ed sheeran: cos’ when it comes to the evening time,
i spill words when i’m downing the red wine,
i strike a cool pose, in waitrose,
chucked out by a guard with a large nose,
try to hide it,
try to fight it,
it’s too late ’cause i think i sh-t myself, with pie, with pie.
chris moyles: maybe i’ll stop drinking now,
stop my drinking now,
stop my drinking now,
or maybe just one more.
ed sheeran: all by myself.
chris moyles: in a mexican bar.
ed sheeran: all by myself.
chris moyles: in casualty.
ed sheeran: all by myself.
chris moyles: outside of casualty.
ed sheeran: all by myself.
chris moyles: just drunk again,
yes i’m drunk again,
completely drunk again,
i think i need some sleep.
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