cledus t judd – i love nascar lyrics
we got owners, favorite drivers,
boy, that tony stewart’s a whiner.
and we got rookies, advertisers,
like uhhh let’s say: havoline, target, sharpie, caterpillar, nextel,
mountain dew, dupont, lowe’s, home depot, kodak, m&ms, ups, tide, alltel, gillette, kelloggs, v–gr-, dewalt, and uhhh budweiser.
but the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
we got cautions, we got pitstops,
you can’t hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
and poor kyle petty, an’ swervin’ marlin, ha ha,
are gonna find it tough to beat mark martin.
’cause that v–gr- car is always driven hard.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
i love nascar, it’s my kind of race.
just watchin’ jeff gordon plow up a wall,
puts a smile on dale jr.’s face.
no caviar, it’s beer and mopar.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
i like short tracks, you’ll see more wrecks,
and about a million screamin’ rednecks.
and ol’ jeff burton, ha, an’ poor mike skinner,
well, they’ve done forgot what it’s like to be a winner.
and ken schrader still ain’t sure who his sponsors are.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
“hey, that was a close one up there fellas i about got into one there.
i might pull over right up here next pitstop, i want you to get two right front tires.
i need a wedge on the left side, get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.
and if you don’t care, hand me a pair of underwear, i have messed all in my drawers.”
i like football. (i like football.)
i like my wrestlin’.
i like a good game of air hockey,
i like some ping-pong now an’ then.
how about you, toby?
(toby)
i love nascar, it’s my kind of race.
just to see big e back on the track,
would put a smile on every face.
no one drove a car quite like earnhardt.
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, i love nascar.
(both)
vroom, vroom, vroom
(toby)
gentlemen, start your engines
(both)
i love nascar.
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