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d-tin - illuminati lyrics

[hook: d-tin]
you think that i’m illuminati
cuz you other rappers can not stop me

[verse 1: d-tin]
like miley, i’m coming in just like a wrecking ball
so f-ck your concert, let’s go in back and you can wreck my b-lls in a bathroom stall
that’ll be all, so if it pleases the court i would like to address
that i wouldn’t mind if jennifer lawrence would come up on stage and step out of her dress
now i sound like tunechi, talking ’bout p-ssy, i’ma flip this sh-t and do a one eighty
f-ck s-x, i’ma rap about rape cuz that’s what flows through the mind of shady
but i’m not slim, i can’t do it like him, when it comes to this sh-t i’m just a baby
spitting rhymes about drugs, rape, murder, tragedies and i still wonder why i can’t get head from lady
gaga, does it make me strange that i’ll severe her head at the count of zero
then force feed her c-ck on live tv while it comes out of her neck, how’s that for a weirdo?!
you mother f-ckers haven’t even thought of a mind as twisted as mine
’til i spat out a rhyme that makes you wanna go out at christmas time so you can hear my lines and waste every dime
just to buy my new album, and later on down the road after several thousand
sold, you r-t-rds are gonna feel just like yourselves for helping me achieve going platinum
go ahead and stab me in the back, i’ll take the blade out and l!ck my own blood
then put your wrists and ankles in cuffs, come on and try it if you think i’m a bluff
i learn from the best, pour a dash of that in, mix it in with d-tin, and you have a recipe to sin
they say that the rap game can’t have a winner, well call me charlie sheen because i win!
so i salute the illuminati, with the two middle fingers that have been placed on my body
to all my haters, let’s go to a movie and i’ll pull a remington on everyone in the lobby
let’s ask megan what the fox says when the fox has a gag strapped around her head
from the sound of those moans and groans it sounds like the fox wishes that she was dead!
oh emma, i think you cast wingardium leviosa on my wand
but you can kiss this frog’s -ss, i’m not dealing with you sl-ts, i’d rather k!ll you and drag you into my pond
shady needs to stand up, i’m sore after f-cking anna kendrick’s -ss with her own cup
if i offend you, good, cuz guess what, i don’t give a f-ck!
do i look like a fireman, sk-nk, i ain’t coming to save sh-t
the only hose that you’re gonna get sprayed with is this d-ck!
oops, there i go again, thinking with my c-ck and not with my pen
yeah, i’m from tennessee, but none of these broads are even close to a ten!
maybe one day i’ll be good enough to be p-ssed slim shady down as my t-tle
but ’til that day comes, baby shady’s gonna bend you over and blast your -ss with an -ssault rifle!

[hook: d-tin]
you think that i’m illuminati
cuz you other rappers can not stop me

[verse 2: d-tin]
now hand the mic back to me, and i’ll show you baby shady
i’m the prodigal lyrical miracle, nothing like that nicki lady
i don’t google your -ss, c-nt, even the thought of it makes me gag
there’s a difference between not wanting a p-ssy and being a total f-g
i’m keeping myself away from disease, if you have herps then you better leave
cuz if you give ’em to me then i’ll tear you apart and start with your jugular, using my t–th
my mind doesn’t work, i think that the gears are a bit rusted
quick, hand me the wd-40 so i can make all these people disgusted
have you ever seen someone’s eyes bleed just from reading a verse of lyrics?
well who are you to judge me, you critics won’t even let me finish
unless you’re holding the gavel then you don’t give me the verdict
if you b-tches ever cut me off then i’ll shove a steel bristle brush in your cervix
all of these b-tches get p-ssed whenever i mention k!lling babies
when i say it it’s a joke, but these pregnant b-tches do it on the daily
although they don’t act as bad as that one psycho b-tch named casey
that’s the kind of sh-t i say, while i’m f-cking a b-tch named haley
she wants me to keep it in, but i’m not allowing her my offspring
you can swallow children instead, at least that’ll keep you from talking
now on to the rest of y’all, your thoughts are insignificant
the only reason for your birth was a rubber tearing incident
you’re a waste of sperm, you should’ve been ej-cul-ted through m-st-rbation
i hope the cause of your death is fire, like the jews, you’ll go through cremation
excuse me ariana, but if you need help with the high notes let me know
we can play cat and mouse, and when i pounce you’ll be breaking gl-ss at all of your shows
should i get sued for calling myself shady, no because i know it’s not mine
if anything i should get sued for dropping all of these b-tches like they were a dime
i just call myself shady to leave out the baby, i know i’m not slim and no theft intended
there’s a slim shady in all of us, don’t act like you’ve never once pretended
that you could be a rap god just like em, the only difference is that i’m working for it
all of these rhymes, you all adore it, you talk about money but you can’t afford it
you’re all as fake as a pair of t-ts sitting on the chest of katie morgan
and i’ll strangle your neck if you hate on me, so i guess that you can call me jorgan

[hook: d-tin]
you think that i’m illuminati
cuz you other rappers can not stop me

- d tin lyrics

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