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da bomb boi - scrambled eggs with a side of salt lyrics

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[intro]
kirby is arguably the worst character in the game
ranked 26 out of 26 on the current melee tier list
-jigglypuff’s rest k!lling samus-
-jigglypuff’s rest k!lling captain falcon-

[verse 1: low d]

on youtube, this boy watches berd
this guy is bad, he said a curse word
he has a really stupid p-ssword
this man’s bars are truly absurd

why the frick did you turn off the lights
he goes on some interesting sites
when it comes to garbage he has reached new heights
head round like a table, call him the knights

this man has hit a new low
he is bad at smash call him hugo
this man could only kick in judo
he so slow i’ma call him sumo

no music taste, listens to arctic monkeys
on top worst nibbas by videogamedunkey
so erratic, and way too jumpy
mans is hot, has no pumpy

he plays slivers they take no sk!ll
he gets all his stuff from goodwill
he has terrible hair, call him dr.phil
boy would buy a d-mn suicide pill

he plays we are number one every day
can’t say no u cause your d-mn dog’s g-y
399, how much this man weigh
will he survive this diss? better pray

complains that he’s broke, spends some hundreds on magic
his sk!ll in sports? grandma says it’s tragic
i’m marginally kidding, he’s practically manic
he took a test, he’s called psychopathic

[verse 2: da bomb boi]

this man likes dank vines
he raps like 6ix9ine
o.k sign under waistline
hit you with a shine

whom’st’d’d’ve’d’l’l’y’a’int
this man should really see a saint
his favorite program, ms paint
so bad at rapping, made me faint

this boy got nae rolls
this boy nae reach his goals
this boy got nae souls
his brain has many holes

lookin like 2012 pyrocynical
when it comes to rubbish you the pinnacle
seems like your computer isn’t fixable
can’t like you, your not biblical

call your equals three cause u suck
you outdated call you norris, chuck
like santa claus u a cuck
this like weegee contre donald duck

you smell bad call you axe
you a normie buyin tide pod packs
you bad at melee thems the facts
unlike lil pump u dont got stacks

bout get shoryukened, street fighter
get little homework still overnighter
does not get diamonds is a bad miner
hey at least you got a good ghost writer

[verse 3: yung midget]

your iq down the drain call u charlie g
your on so much cocaine call u charlie sheen
you have erectile dysfunction no morning tree
you got blown up by a creeper xd

boy, your playing with the big boys now
including the udders, you look like a cow
they call me jackson storm,skrrr skrrr kerchow
i’m about to turn your mom upside down, wow

let’s start with the facts, it’s obvious your trash
you don’t have the stacks, lil pump owns your cash
you’re not a next gen racer, all you do is crash
you’re pretty slow, but i am the flash

i’ve never met you, but you talk like obama
last night, i, err, heckled yo mamma
you don’t have a correct physique, looks like llama
after this rap, jules will flee to uganda

smells like a sock, sucks his own chicken
it’s says bwawk bwawk while he keeps on l!ckin
while he was in the womb he kept on kickin
he eats so much that he can’t stop thicknin

so bad at overwatch, always c9’s
not even anika would suck his behind
doesn’t raise his pinky finger while drinking wine
his house is pretty sc-mmy, it isn’t refined

he looks like a squid from tentacle p-rn
the doctor said “oh frick” when he was born
he owns only 1 shoe, and it’s already worn
he is the devil, do you see them h-rns

me, da bomb boi and moses are soaring sky high
you have so much hair you could be a rabbi
i’m not sure if your really a guy
you just got roasted – that’s all, goodbye

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