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dadady rice - die hard lyrics

(verse 1)
i was 20 years old when i k!lled myself
i wanted to be younger but i couldn’t so i k!lled myself
tried to get into nambla but they didn’t take 4 year olds
i’m gonna k!ll myself, no d+ck in my holes
i tried to join maps, shoutout dora the explorer
map is my homeboy, imagine the horror
when they tell me that they’re pedophiles
i was going crazy, just straight wildin’ out
got a flame thrower and burnt the whole building down
grabbed some the ashes and smoked on that map pack
got some doritos and coke for a snack
now it got me twerking and raging like i’m playing cod
and you know this sh+t got me feeling like a demigod
back in toronto i saw john cena
i told him if he turned heel i’ll show him my wiener
and he did so i think it’s clear that he want me (oh!)

(verse 2)
i wanna get brain like a zombie
get my legs going up and down like a n+z+
take a look at these titty pics i got me
sydney sweeney i hear that she’s single
i’m young, dumb, full of cum, and looking to mingle
my d+ck looks like a can of pringles
if you cut off 96 percent of it yeah that simple
i haven’t been with a girl in months
maybe it’s time to admit that i’m a dunce
’cause i also like guys, suck that d+ck like a blunt
choke that cum down i demand it at once
take a break because i gotta catch my breath (c+nt!)
i’ll suck a guy’s d+ck
then i’ll l!ck his girl’s cl+t
’cause i’m nothing but a bis+xual f+ggot
yeah that’s right i just said f+ggot
but i’m attracted to girls like a magnet
yet i get so h+rny i can’t help but jack it
when there’s no girl here for me to f+ck like a rabbit
(judy hopps!, lola bunny!) that’s it!
erection is hard as f+ck, rigged like a ballot
gotta find a place to skeet where’s the f+ckin’ casket
wait no not there i meant to say the blanket
after phone s+x from a 60 aged b+tch named janet
(verse 3)
d+mn it, i shot off too early
i’m still hard as f+ck though you can call me hurley
i think i let off just a bit prematurely
for that syd i apologize sincerely
call me dadady but don’t call me shirley
i say “f+ck the fans” but i ain’t bruce willis
i’m a murderer ‘cause this beat i’ma k!ll it
i’d smash mckenna grace but i got syphilis ‘n
i’d try and use a rubber but i heard she ain’t f+ck with this
i think i’m bruce willis, way i die hard
i don’t mean that as word play i mean my d+ck’s super hard
i came 8 times today but it’s still really hard
i think i got bit by that spider that makes your d+ck mega hard
came so hard in my face i gave myself a black eye
looking like i got a faceful of xhekaj
went to the doctors and after all that i
guess you could say i got diagnosed with jack eye
eilish impressed with the way that i’m a bad guy
she got them big ass titt
(sh+tting noises intensifies)
i just dropped an oppenheimer in my pants

- dadady rice lyrics

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