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daddyphatsnaps - one punch man vs goku, pt. 1 lyrics

there i was cored, bored out of my gourd, thinking lord
please, send me a h++rd and leave me gored
i’m tired of the fighting where consequences are toward
anybody other than me comprehensive reward
to the victor, one punch man says all predictors
i just want a fight where a bead of sweat drips, the
feeling that i yearn for is fear, an elixir
beautiful, and it’s been so long since i’ve gripped her
but then i got a tournament invite to binge fight
promising the best of the best, i’m thinking it might
be my best opportunity, right? i’ll get striked
maybe even bruise, now that would be a good night
so i showed up, the crowd looked promising
except for that little bald guy vomiting
he said: “i hope you’re ready for a challenge, i don’t know you
don’t look ready to battle the likes of goku”
i said: “what? that’s a ridiculous name
and illegitimate fame’s not blocking infinite pain”
he said: “i’ll see you in the finals, if you make it there”
then i hit him with my infamous blanket stare
on to the first match, beat him using two toes
launched to pluto, say goodbye to naruto!
then i got the bald guy, what a bad decision
smacked krillin down, man, i hope i didn’t k!ll him
but then i saw him get up, and one to the crowds
speaking to another man, saying: “i am really proud
i saw you do your best, now let me do the rest
i want to see what saitama’s about, take a test”
i apologized, saying: “i was on a quest
i have battled everybody, and i’ve never been impressed”
he said: “never fought me, or a true saiyan
so that craving that you’re speaking about can stop waiting
so how did you train? i did it under gravity
a hundred times that of earth initially was agony
but i pushed through it, so what about you?”
“well, i did a hundred pushups and equal squats too”
“what? that was it?” + “no, not the whole image
i did a hundred situps with a 10k finish”
“this will be easy” + said: “i’ve heard rumors
obviously false, i wish i’d known sooner
i had only signed up ’cause i heard that you had entered
thought it’d be a good fight, looking for a new adventure”
“well, go and take a swing, and we’ll see where that gets you”
he swung twice, only hitting air at the venue
then he said: “that’s impossible! how can this bald guy
dodge any of my punches?” i felt my hand fly
“bald guy? won’t be saying that when my punch lands”
“do it then, then i c+ck back with the bald head”
i hit him square in the chest, gest was everywhere
couldn’t see anything, get kicked up into the air
but then he started to settle, and i saw him there
down on one knee, but still alive, what a pair
i stood there in shock, i can not believe
that i found a person that could take a real punch from me
i can tell that this battle’s been long due
one punch man, and the tale of the goku

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