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daevid allen - i love sex but lyrics

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[intro]
two minutes of pleasure, nine months of pain
no fun for months, twenty years of strain
a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck
so who’s outta luck today?

[verse 1]
well, i went to see my girlfriend
just to pass the time of day
she says, “please do this,” she said, “please do that”
till the time had frittered away
so i said to her, “come over here
and lie down on my face”
she gave me that old+fashioned look
she says, “i know what’s in that place”

[chorus]
she says, “a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck
you guys are all the same
your c+cks dictate your psychological state
but it ain’t a very logical game
and whether you’re a cum+quick repairman
or a master of the tantric arts
you’re one kinda feller before you cum
and another when you depart”
[verse 2]
i had a lady friend at my place last night
she stayed till plenty past late
i really enjoyed her company, but
temptation could not wait
i looked into her eyes and said
“would you like to f+ck with me?”
but she gave me that old+fashioned look
and locked herself in the lavatory

[chorus]
she said, “a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck
you guys are all the same
your c+cks dictate your psychological state
but it ain’t a very logical game
and whether you’re a cum+quick repairman
or a master of the tantric arts
you’re one kinda feller before you cum
and another when you depart”

[verse 3]
well, a feller gets kinda randy
when the ladies withdraw their charms
so i took myself to a g+y bar
thought it wouldn’t do me any harm
well, this beautiful body comes up to me
then puts his hand right on my crotch
i says, “hold it, man!” he said, “i am”
i says, “it’s much too much too much too much
[chorus]
a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck is a f+ck
you g+ys are all the same
your c+cks dictate your psychological state
but it ain’t a very logical game
and whether you’re a cum+quick repairman
or a master of the tantric arts
you’re one kinda feller before you cum
and another when you depart”

[outro]
i love s+x but
it comes between me and my fantasy



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