daf boyz - breakfast lyrics
[intro]
why’s it so loud? god!
yeah ayy ooh
shut up
it’s daf boyz huh
mom i’m tryna record
daf boyz (it’s daf boyz)
get out, shut up, shut up (coming at you live)
this song is called breakfast
[verse 1]
i used to have a dog (dog!)
name was alexis
he was pretty cute
’till i ate him for breakfast
i suck t-tties, uh
boil up my kitties
eating house pets
man they taste so litty
so pretty (woo!)
man you gotta try parrot
steam it up with some broccoli and some carrots
add some ferrets
now you got a whole meal, only 9.99
man the taste is unreal
that’s a great deal
gordon ramsay’s asking “where’s the lamb sauce?”
(where’s the lamb sauce?)
i add it on, it’s time to feed the fam squad
(feed the fam squad)
gordon ramsay’s asking “where’s the lamb sauce?”
i add it on, it’s time to feed the fam squad
[chorus]
ooh, alexis was so cute
and fun to play with too
but in the end
he tasted so delicious
ooh, it was so nutritious
but he acted vicious
when i tried to bake him up
[bridge]
ayy man, i’m feeling kinda hungry
whatcha wanna eat man, chimichangas?
nah man, i’m craving dog
aight, let’s go to bradley’s house then
[verse 2]
piles upon piles of food like it’s christmas dinner
everyone sitting at the table with their fidget spinners (spin)
they eat the meat
they think it’s great (yuh)
but when i tell them what’s in it
their eyes get filled with hate (what the frick bradley)
i try to explain
i thought it tasted good
but even though i talked to them
they all misunderstood
they then decided that i needed mental help
but then i knew i had to achieve something else
[bridge]
ayy man, that dog was disgusting
i know right? i can’t believe he cooked your dog like that man
that was my dog, man?
yeah, man
that was alexis, man?
yeah, man
bradley, what the fu–
[chorus]
ooh, alexis was so cute
and fun to play with too
but in the end
he tasted so delicious
ooh, it was so nutritious
but he acted vicious
when i tried to bake him up
[outro]
alright kids
the moral of the story is
never judge a book by its cover
and not all heroes wear capes
your mom g-y
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