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dale hollow - dead end job lyrics

[intro]
h+llo?
hey, what’s up, boss?
i’m here to inquire about, uh, yourstruly’s financial prosperity package?
oh, well, you’re in the right place, my friend, come on in

[verse 1]
one time, i cried inside of the middle of dillard’s shoe sales floor
because my break was over and i was nowhere closer to where i wanted to be
’cause a job’s a job until it’s not
when the pay’s okay, but the customers suck
and it’s all on me that they feel seen
and i’m bending over backwards as a courtesy

[pre+chorus]
oh god, i need to leave this job
it’s been a big ol’ waste of time ever since i signed on from the start

[chorus]
and i’m so sick of this dead end job
and i’m so sick of this dead end job
and i’m so sick of this dead end job
and i’m so sick of this dead end job

[verse 2]
ten days on, no days off
because my pto ain’t long enough
if tax is twenty percent and i can’t pay rent
how many avocado toasts should dale buy then?
because talk is cheap if you can’t eat
but yourstruly’d rather die than sell an nft
so shut up, dave, and screw bored apes
i still really hate this job, at least i’m not a freak
[pre+chorus]
oh god, i need to leave this job
but to quit right now and start over’s a little scarier than i thought

[outro]
and i’m so sick of this dead end job
but you know what’s not gonna help it, folks?
is complaining about it
but i know that’s what i just did in the last verse
and the last chorus
but let yourstruly tell ya
this is the end of my pain and the beginning of yourstruly’s financial prosperity
so be sure to go to yourstruly’s website and buy my financial success package
for three measly payments of a hundred and twelve dollars and ninety+nine cents, my friends
you too can give a dead end to your dead end job and follow yourstruly to the promised land of big ol’ cash

- dale hollow lyrics

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