dalla dalla - when ass bites back lyrics
[skit]
[queen queef+a+lot]
oh, wow
dalla dalla, that was quite spectacular
[dalla dalla]
yeah
i mean, i guess
[queen queef+a+lot]
is something wrong?
was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?
[dalla dalla]
no, no no, of course not, dude
those were super hot
it’s just that, you didn’t let me eat your ass
and now i feel like i went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
can’t i just smooch the rim a little bit?
just a little tongue tickle on the b+tthole?
[queen queef+a+lot]
i apologize, but
i just can’t allow that
i mean, i’m so strongly dis+positioned against +n+l oral s+x
that i have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me
[dalla dalla & queen queef+a+lot]
wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire+ (no no no no no no no no)
[queen queef+a+lot]
no no no no no
no no no
no
not through persuasion
through mind control
do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?
[dalla dalla]
that’s an antenna?
i thought that was a giant dong statue
you know, ’cause you like dong so much
[queen queef+a+lot]
no no no no no
i mean, yeah i like dong, but it’s an antenna
that broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with +n+l stimulation for the residents of several entire planets
[dalla dalla]
wait a minute
do one of those planets happen to be earth?
[queen queef+a+lot]
wow
actually yes
how did you know that?
[dalla dalla & queen queef+a+lot]
’cause i’ve been living there
and it’s been a nightmarish, dystopian h+ll hole with no ass to eat for my whole life
and now i know that’s it’s all because of you? (oh my)
[queen queef+a+lot]
ugh, jeez, please
calm yourself down
i’m sorry, i+i+i just+
[dalla dalla]
hey d+ckbot
[d+ckbot]
yes sir, mr. dalla, sir?
[dalla dalla]
i want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti+ass antenna
blow it to smithereens
[d+ckbot]
guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c+ck
[queen queef+a+lot]
wait! no!
noooo!
oowwww!
[dalla dalla]
now d+ckbot
eject the queen from the ship immediately
[d+ckbot]
ejecting thot in ten seconds
[queen queef+a+lot & d+ckbot]
wait wait, stop, please (ten)
(nine) if you let me live
i+ (eight)
i’ll let you eat my ass (five)
[dalla dalla & d+ckbot]
you know, (six)
i might eat alien ass (four)
but i don’t eat crazy b+tch ass, (three) you intergalactic thot (two)
d+ckbot
what+ are you eating?
what’s the big hold up? (one)
[queen queef+a+lot]
aaaaahhhh
+gasps+
+screaming+
[announcer]
attention all alien creatures
the queen is f+cking dead
i repeat, the f+cking alien queen is f+cking dead
everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
and be ready to repeat everybody’s ship to whoever k!lled our ruler queen queef+a+lot
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