damon intrabartolo - birthday, bitch! lyrics
[zack]
bet this really takes you back
[kyra]
i could never find yours, zack
[nadia]
excuse me
[matt]
what the h-ll is that?
[rory]
it’s a piñata, matt
[lucas]
put it there instead
[kyra]
wouldn’t want to hit your head
[nadia]
i wrote a song for us to sing
[zack]
they’ll be here any minute
[rory]
i need tape
[lucas]
got cups?
[matt]
a plate?
[nadia]
when i go like this, we’ll begin it
[rory, nadia & kyra]
happy birthday ivy, you are the special birthday b-tch
[nadia]
we got you some vagisil to help clear up that nasty itch
[peter]
that’s pretty, nadia
[zack]
she’ll love that
[alan]
towels, stat
[lucas]
she’s gonna die
[nadia]
we should be so lucky
[peter]
be nice
[nadia]
why?
[rory, spoken]
mary jane made some brownies. they’re dope.
[kyra]
my favorite
[rory]
mine too
[lucas]
oooh! sp-cecakes
[peter]
cool! who made these?
[rory]
does he know?
[lucas]
please
[peter]
know what?
[alan]
i need a cup
[zack]
i may have to crash here tonight, there’s no way i’m gonna make it home
[nadia]
what the h-ll, the bed’s still warm
’cause ivy never sleeps alone
same old gift from different givers
throw the dog another bone
[matt]
time to go
[lucas]
sorry, bro
[matt]
are those her panties?
[kyra]
yes, indeed
[lucas]
guess who’s h-rny?
[jason (to matt)]
him
[nadia, diane, kyra & rory]
agreed
[lucas]
open shop, take all you need
[nadia]
i would wear three
[matt]
maybe i’m not being clear…
[diane]
they’re here
[lucas]
quiet
[zack]
these are so good
[nadia]
sing out, louise
[alan]
guys, where are all the cups?
[peter, jason, nadia, lucas, kyra, rory, diane, alan, zack, & tanya]
shut up
[nadia]
1, 2, 3, 4
[peter, jason, nadia, lucas, kyra, rory, diane, alan, zack, & tanya]
happy birthday ivy, you’re the ugliest of all
you are the worst and most perverse to roam cecilia’s hallowed halls
your mother was a hooker and your father was a d-ck
he poked her in the toaster and the pair produced a pig
whose brain is awfully tiny and whose -ss is awfully big
happy birthday b-tch!
happy birthday b-tch!
happy birthday ivy, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch
[nadia]
then they took that little b-tch and they f-cked her in the -ss…
(spoken)
sorry
[matt, spoken]
happy birthday!
[diane, spoken]
matt planned the party
[matt, spoken]
some of it.
[ivy, spoken]
thank you, this is very sweet.
[matt, spoken]
she’s loaded, what happened to her?
[tanya, spoken]
you told me to keep her busy.
[peter]
you don’t wanna play?
[jason, spoken]
nah…why are you so happy?
[peter]
i wish your piñata were that big
[jason, spoken]
you do know those are pot brownies?
[peter, spoken]
oops
(sung)
i want to go back to the rave
the two of us dancing together
out there in the open
so then what’s stopping us now?
i hear our song on the radio
and i don’t care who knows
[jason, spoken]
lower your voice.
(sung)
what is wrong with you?
[peter]
i think we’re missing so much
jason, i wish i could shout it
shout how much i love you!
[jason, spoken]
hey!
[ivy, spoken]
hey, you any good with a stick?
[jason, spoken]
what have you heard?
[ivy, spoken]
come help me.
[jason, spoken]
sure, give me one sec
[peter, spoken]
don’t go.
[jason, spoken]
peter, stop.
[peter, spoken]
god, but the rave–
[jason, spoken]
was different. we don’t live at a rave. look, you have to stop acting like this.
[peter, spoken]
like what? your boyfriend?
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