dan bull - election debate rap battle lyrics
[intro]
in a bid to appeal to the younger electorates
the leaders of the three main parties have agreed to a fourth televised debate
in the form of a rap battle
gentlemen, introduce yourselves
[verse]
brown: gordon brown, labour prime minister
my style’s like my temper, quite sinister
cameron: i represent the tories, my name’s david cameron
the chap with more flash than a cameraman
clegg: i’m nick clegg, the head of the lib dems
my timing on the mic is precise as big ben
brown: labour’s done amazing things over the past ten years
cameron: two wars, a recession, and cash for peers
like i said, too many twits make a tw-t
and too many years in power make that
brown: vote for labour
cameron: no, vote tory
brown: labour
cameron: tory
clegg: h-llo! don’t ignore me!
while these two are stuck in an argument
i’m the one with real power in a hung parliament
to vote lib dems is to vote for change
cameron: uh, no, it’s to throw your vote away
clegg: we’re not like the other two, we don’t pretend to be
brown: we know, you haven’t even governed for a century
clegg: there’s no confidence in the enc-mbrance and cameron’s incompetent
cameron: well, you’re a (bleep), nick
the tory party’s all about family
that’s why i like to drag mine out to stand with me
brown: well, i’ll never use my kids as props
that is until my approval rating drops
clegg: talking about my private life’s forbidden
although i have slept with thirty women
brown: personally, i don’t like women, they’re bigoted
clegg: uh, gordon, your mic’s still transmitting
brown: flipping heck, i offer my sincerest apologies
cameron: that gaff was a bigger c-ck-up than your policies
brown: how can you talk about democracy
with that spoon stuck in your mouth by the aristocracy?
cameron: i don’t approve of this
brown: then get on your bike
clegg: can i sit in the car following behind?
brown: no, you’re a third wheel
cameron: unstabilised
clegg: whoever wins, i’m being taken for a ride
brown: right, there’s only one fair way we can decide
come on, posh boy, step outside
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