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dan bull - please hammond dont hurt 'em lyrics

[verse 1]
look at that hamster, d+mn
he’s kind of a big wheel + anchorman
hammond’s a mechanical animal for example
like an album from marilyn manson, however more amicable, oh
he’s a big mech battling ball
that’ll swing that grappling claw
have a think what that’ll involve
here’s a clue + you’ll be bruised, bloodied, battered and sore
deploying shield with the minefield
so pen your final will, and get it signed, sealed, delivered
then have a nice meal, finish and lie still
the last thing you’re going to hear’s a high squeal
yeah, i know it doesn’t seem quite real
when you’re on the back foot like a high heel
that’ll snap, you’re no match for a stamp from a huge boot
d+mn, but he’s too cute
[chorus]
hammond has only got one ball
the other does not exist at all
hammond is less than one foot tall
but he’s like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all

[verse 2]
hammond exemplifies
the latin text: “semper fi”
but vivisectionists are pitiless
so forgive our friend for being a bit sick of this
it’s as if he’s infinitely stuck in a loop
like a gif of the myth of sisyphus
sh+t’s ridiculous, look, here’s a lesson to take
just because he’s little doesn’t make him any less of a brain
he was getting ready, and waiting to jet and escape
and that patience gave him success on a plate
now specimen eight will never get in the cage again
he’s ready to decimate, hit the australian plains
big ball energy
want to do a bit more than gnaw celery
so quick, pour the hennessy
until it hits the floor in your memory
so let me provide a tissue for the final issue
’cause when the piledriver hits you
i predict you won’t survive, you’ll be just goo
so goodbye, we’ll miss you
[chorus]
hammond has only got one ball
the other does not exist at all
hammond is less than one foot tall
but he’s like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all

- dan bull lyrics

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