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dan bull - rugbuggery lyrics

[verse 1]
they call me douglby
i tackle issues like ruggleby
a blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery
i’ll cl-ss you with some very expensive bubbly
bl–dy luxury
bone cutlery protrudes from your wounds
(ah!)
b-gg-ry
a scrummage
lovely jubbly
a useful excuse to induce you to cuddle me
the two teams squeeze together quite snuggly
rummaging and fumbling with undiscovered subtlety
beneath the scrummaging we’re being all [?]
i’m roughly as politically correct as little huckleberry finn using epithets
no longer customary
i’ll get with your ex then apply for custody
of your little b-gg-rs then we’ll b-gg-r off to tuscany
i’m in your cuff links and tux living comfortably
bl–dy luxury, being you – sucks to be

[chorus]
whether you rap
whether you rock
or whether you roll
i insist that you relinquish all control
we’re playing rugby and the ball’s your soul
so p-ss it back to douglby and we’ll all go home

[verse 2]
rap’s [?] back on tour
i’ll [?]
sacre bleu
that’s one fewer wrongdoer
i’m long due an apology
and i want you to give one to me
if you ever listened to a rapper
and it wasn’t me
i’ll pull off my trackie bottoms
and give you a tracheotomy
i’ll leave you looking like a child eating broccoli
ticking you off saying
‘chew your food properly’
i operate a strict sick lyrics only policy
so originality’s a pretty big priority
i lyrically precede the iliad and odyssey
they found my lyric pad within a celtic monastery
follow gilgamesh’s geneology through ptolemy
anyone of quality, they probably just copied me
so are my sonnets prophecy or an anomaly?
a little bit of [?], a bit of [?]

- dan bull lyrics

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