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dan bull - toys lyrics

[intro]
yo, yo, yo
…yo-yo

[verse 1]
i knew i was a fully grown man, a true bloke
the moment i moved over to lego from duplo
i was beautifully naive, a little rousseau
i didn’t follow instructions, to this day i rarely do so
it’s true, bro, back then i never had a cluedo
that i was musical, i didn’t do sports, i was too slow
there was no sudoku, i did lots of crosswords
wordsearches, where’s wally and dot to dots
no aerial in the tv, so there wasn’t a lot to watch
my parents played with me, in a way to please doctor spock
to my mom and my dad i’m honoured to have, i want to just thank you
with your support i’m rolling on top of the track like thomas the tank do

[chorus]
man i love my toys
from action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
man i love my toys
if i hadn’t played, my imagination wouldn’t be the same

[verse 2]
before i could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop
i had football stickers in a nice little deck that i swapped
collecting the pogs and i had loads of tazos
no notion it was only a p-ssing fad though
nothing could distract me from the task in hand
racking all my little cars up into one m-ssive traffic jam
i wasn’t a m-ssive fan of action man
that lacked the tactics dan was after
tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan
see the scene, a sea of green plastic army men
am-ssed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery
no need to make a tracy island, i had one in the first place
and that was f.a.b
a f-cking awesome birthday!

[chorus]
man i love my toys
from action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
man i love my toys
if i hadn’t played my imagination wouldn’t be the same

[verse 3]
i’m in a stupid mood, the rudest dude
my language is that colourful, i twist it like a rubik’s cube
i made a bandana from my dad’s tie, i think was purple
can’t recall the name of that specific ninja turtle
me, i’m on that line of brio kinda steelo
i roll it out then bring it sliding right back just like a whee-lo
i write these raps to open up your mind like mighty max
stacking rhymes like jenga bricks until you hear a mighty crash
flows crush you like the stay puft from ghostbusters
as i transform a simple sentence into one of those punches
some kids had a happy meal for most lunches
let’s just say they won’t be in olympic host countries

[chorus]
man i love my toys
from action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
man i love my toys
if i hadn’t played my imagination wouldn’t be the same

[verse 4]
i had a golliwog, to which i was a bit hostile
the way i played could make behaviourists watchful
maybe i’m racist, don’t what i got so p-ssed off for
regarding races, racing cars, i had a big boxful
i used to burn them over candles with chris cottrill
and once i got a lego cannonball stuck in my nostril
i love cyber pets of either s-x, my tamagotchi
got treated, spoilt and overfed, he was h-lla podgy
felt godly, i was the one to whom ai would look up
but i couldn’t get my furby to shut the f-ck up
kids, advertisers sell you sh-t they cook up
if you want a nostalgic trip, hit me up, i’ve got the hook up
i’ve got he-man and she-ra, i’ve got trolls
they’re called poseable action figurines, not dolls
it’s a shame that toys are frowned upon for adults cause there’s
nothing much for us except the rubber stuff at ann summers

[chorus]
man i love my toys
from action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
man i love my toys
if i hadn’t played my imagination wouldn’t be the same
man i love my toys

[outro]
i’m just playing!
just toying with you
i was really jealous of my friend at… at first school, ’cause he had this
beetlejuice toy
and it was… it was a coffin, or something
and you put… put a little model of beetlejuice inside
closed it and opened it and he was gone!
missing!
black magic
i wanted that sh-t so bad

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