dan bull - vuvuzela! lyrics
[verse]
who developed the vuvuzela, what a stupid fella
i’m sure musically that you and me could do it better
by am-ssing the the larynxes of a thousand
j-panese p-rnstars and attaching that to an extractor fan
i know that’s a clumsy example but d-mn
it’s absurd trying to put in words a clamor this bad
i don’t intend to offend the south african fans
but i’d be more than happy for this cr-ppy toy to be banned
it’s gotta be one of the most annoying of fads
i wonder what’ll be the next annoying noise from the stands
can we expect a cat strangling boy band
or perhaps a pack of orangutans enjoying a sh-g
they say it’s atmosphere but it doesn’t sound like that to me
it’s like a m-ssive accident happened in a br-ss instrument factory
actually, look if i had to be honest
i’d probly prefer somone to stamp on my b-ll-cks
than listen to this infinite din, i’m finding it hard to stay calm
i think i’d rather listen to a rape alarm and amputate an arm
i’d even maybe go as far as to say that i would rather
be serenaded by john barnes
[outro]
maybe
up yours, vuvuzela
or uh voovoozeyla, vuvoozela
voovusela, vuvoozela
voovoozela, vuvuzeela
vuvuzella
i don’t mean to be culturally intolerant
i’ve got just a headache
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