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dan burnette - dick chaney hates ghosts lyrics

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[intro]
dan: tommy, i’m gonna rape you real good
tommy: if you do i’ll k!ll you

[song starts]
dan: dude no joke, i think my house is haunted
dude no joke, i think my house is haunted
it’s probably because i’m a b-tch, and i just want some attention
it’s probably because i’m a b-tch, and i want attention

dude i fell out of a tree, and i hit my head
i got no friends, because i’m a b-tch
dude i got no friends, dude i got no friends

dude i think my house is haunted, something stuck up my attic
something got my attic stuck up there, i think it’s my d-ck

tommy get away from me, your a boy
and i can’t control myself, cuz i’m an addict

i’m a ghostly addict, a drug addict
just kidding, ghosts can’t be drug addicts
but what if, i never get a chance
to take dance, with mr. ghetto-long
and what if, tommy never comes out
then everyone ‘ill know that he really g-y
cuz he is

p–p p–p p–p, cr-p cr-p cr-p cr-p
sh-t sh-t sh-t sh-t, f-ck f-ck f-ck me

tra-la-log’s a b-tch, tra-la-log’s a b-tch
tra-la-log’s a b-tch, tra-la-log’s a b-tch
stalk stalk stalk stalk-a-ton, stalk stalk stalk stalk-a-ton
stalk stalk stalk stalk-a-ton, stalk stalk stalk stalk-a-ton
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

hey guys, let’s make some bloopers
hey guys, let’s make some bloopers
are you guys really snowed in, cuz if you are guess what
i’m still gonna come to your house, and b-tt rape you

i’m persistent cuz i’m invisible, and i’m a ghost
i got no friends, cuz i’m dead
hey check out this chain, it’s really chain-ey
kinda like a d-ck, d-ck cheney

i know tommy’s a fan of d-ck chaney, cuz he like p-n-s
i know tommy, sucks d-ck chaney

d-ck chaney hate’s ghosts
d-ck chaney will scare the ghosts away
he’ll stop you’re house from being haunted
and you’re gonna be, even though you’re kinda g-y

you’re a little b-tch bag, tra-la-longs a h0m-
i hate that kid a lot, cus he’s kind of a jew
so he better f-cking laugh or i’ll rip off his f-cking face
i’m gonna k!ll him, yes i am because he’s a b-tch

dude, i think my house is haunted
just kidding i’m a little b-tch, and i just want some attention
dude, i think my house is haunted
just kidding i’m a b-tch, and i just want some attention
dude, i think my house is haunted
just kidding i just want some attention
dude, i think my house is haunted
just kidding i’m a b-tch, and i just want some attention

so i was walking the other day, and i saw a girl
so i said hey want a ride, but i found out she was 5 years old
so i picked her up and i, knocked her out
but then i realized she was a girl, i thought she was a boy

stalk-a-ton stalk-a-ton, ghost-a-ton ghost-a-ton
cr-p cr-p cr-p, p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s

dude, i think my house is haunted
dude, i think my house is haunted
dude, i think my house is haunted
dude, i think my house is haunted
but i’m a b-tch, and i just want some attention

so guess what bud, so guess what bud
guess what bud, guess what bud
guess what bud

stalk-a-ton stalk-a-ton, stalk-ah stalk-ah stalk-a-ton
stalk-a-ton stalk-a-ton, stalk-ah stalks-ah stalk-a-ton
d-ck sucker 1, d-ck sucker 1
d-ck d-ck d-ck, d-ck sucker 1
d-ck d-ck d-ck d-ck, [growl]

d-ck sucker 1, d-ck sucker 1
d-ck sucker, pick up little girls
that i think a little boys
p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s
this song isn’t gonna work is it

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