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dan dingle - donuts lyrics

[intro: homer simpson & marge simpson]
holy f+cking sh+tb+lls, what the actual f+ck was that donut shop?! i walked in
expecting a godd+mn dount paradise and instead i got a f+cking nightmare!
those sh+theads think they can call themselves a donut shop?! they can go f+ck right off!

[verse 1: bart simpson & lisa simpson]
first off, the f+cking donuts looked like a dog’s +rs+ after a rough night! who the f+ck made these pieces of cr+p, some c+nt with no hands and a blindfold?! dry as a godd+mn motherf+cking desert! i bit into one and i swear to god i thought i was eating a f+cking brick. no glaze, no nothing! just a big f+ck you to anyone who actually likes flavor! sh+t, i’d rather eat that cr+p flanders calls food!

[verse 2: homer simpson & marge simpson]
and what in the holy f+ck was that coffee? jesus h. christ on a donut, it tasted like sh+t dumped into a cup, mixed with sweat from satan’s +rs+ i wouldn’t even pour that p+ssy coffee on lisa’s vegetables to k!ll them. and you know what else? it was colder than marge’s anger when i forget her birthday, f+ck!

[verse 3: marge simpson, bart simpson, & lisa simpson]
then there’s the f+cking staff! these useless f+ckers behind the counter couldn’t give less of a sh+t if they tried. motherf+ckers stood around like they were high on glue or something. i’ve seen dead guys move faster! hey, here’s a thought, move your f+cking +rs+ and do your f+cking job! you ass think it’s funny to make me!
wait for a f+cking hour for a sh+tty donut?! screw you!

[verse 4: lisa simpson & homer simpson]
bottom line, this place is a f+cking travesty! i wouldn’t feed this p+ss+poor garbage to a rat! you want a real donut? stay the f+ck away from this dumpster fire! f+cking never again!

[outro gutiar solo]

- dan dingle lyrics

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