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dan harmon - apologies to denver lyrics

[intro]
yo [x13]

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p+ssies flowing + sorry
p+ssies like fountains + sorry
p+ssies like a river
i’m an +rg+sm giver + sorry
alright + sorr+
yo

[verse 1]
here’s the thing about me and your mom
i objectify her when i’m rapping but we get along
i’m an equal to her, she’s a partner to me
i support her from behind i don’t lead the patriarchy
denver town + i f+ck your momma + sorry
when i f+ck your momma
my d+ck shatters the glass ceiling
that’s the point
i break it with my big hard hammer d+ck
we’ll edit that later so it sounds like i came up with that
big hard hammer d+ck

[verse 2]
denver town + i f+cked your momma silly + sorry
i f+cked your momma so hard i’m like billy bob th+rnton
sorry + i know you probably don’t like him
n0body does + he’s like human lichen
that’s a kind of mold or spore
f+cked your momma out on the floor + sorry
but it was + it was intimate
it was the floor of a + a cabinet
specially designed
by an architect i hired to make her feel fine
not that she needs my help
i took her to a restaurant she chose through yelp
she said “can i get potatoes?” i said “yes”
i say yes to everything your momma says + guess what?
she loves me more than you
does that make you feel emasculated?
it made her feel elevated
like the altitude of

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p+ssies flowing + sorry
p+ssies like fountains + sorry
p+ssies wet + sorry
p+ssies getting juicy + sorry
p+ssy’s a classic like i love lucy + sorry

[verse 3]
sorry not sorry not gonna apologize
f+cked your momma between her creamy beautiful thighs
sorry + and creamy doesn’t mean white
it just means smooth and delicate and tight
but i’m not body+shaming either
if your momma was fat, i would still eat her beaver + sorry

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p+ssies flowing + sorry
p+ssies like fountains + sorry

[verse 4]
here’s the thing about me and your mom
we’re equal partners and our relationship is strong
i wouldn’t cheat on her, i wouldn’t run around
i would never talk to her as if she was down underneath me
i always consult with her
unless i get irritated then i go rarrrr! shut up!
but… you know… big hard hammer d+ck
i look inside and i see two settings
one for my d+ck and the p+ssies that i’m wetting
i thought it was a favor, i thought it was chivalry
i didn’t know ’til i looked inside of me
i said “oh sh+t! i a part of misogyny!
i’m contributing with silence to patriarchy!
rose mcgowan had to step up hard
then they suspended her from twitter + remember that?

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p+ssies flowing + sorry
p+ssies like fountains + sorry
p+ssies like a river
i’m an +rg+sm giver + sorry
alright + sorr+
yo

[verse 5]
f+cked your momma so hard she started giving water
f+cked your momma so hard my d+ck became her daughter
my d+ck is now a woman it’s got titties called b+lls
i took her to canada + niagara falls
and i married her, i’m committed to her for life
i’m like a spoon married to a knife
we’re silverware, me and your momma
we belong together forever
i wanna
i wanna be with your momma forever

- dan harmon lyrics

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