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dan harmon - funky horns lyrics

let’s bring those funky h+rns!

funky h+rns is the name of this track
you named it once and you never looked back
ryan elder is the man, put all this sh+t together
he’s a g+nius on the couch and a g+nius on the leather
now i’m gonna use my privilege to rap
i’m gonna waste your time and rap just like that
i’m gonna be fat and 44 years old
i’m gonna blow my ass into a microphone cord
and f+cking waste your time
just a f+cking big fat waste of your f+cking just talking sh+t into a microphone because he can pay himself and do whatever the f+ck he wants
rick and morty
i created
rick and
a+ri+a+ri+a+ri+a+ri+a+rick and morty
(a million dollars a season
a mil+a million dollars a season)
didn’t earn it

funky h+rns is the name of this track
i’m gonna make this rap up cause uh
my cr+p is gold
i don’t do what i’m told
i get fired from every job and it doesn’t make me less bold
i came
i saw
i f+cked
veni vidi vici
your mom said shucks
f+cked your momma with my understanding
f+cked your momma like it was knots landing

funky h+rns is the name of this track
i’m gonna do an improvised rap
i’m a big fat blowhard with lots of privilege
i f+cked your momma so hard there was some shrivelage
of her v+lv+
but it was from pleasure, i assure you
she wasn’t going “ow, it hurt, i was abused”
she was saying my p+ssy got adequately used
i got inside the depths
i plumbed it inside and out , she needed a rest
and she was having a tremendous amount of satisfaction
with my action
my rhymes can be predictable, but so can you
if you don’t like f+cking my momma whatcha gonna do?
you can’t f+ck my momma, i f+cked that up
my momma’s dead, why’d you bring that up?

f+cking insensitive pr+ck. my mom’s f+cking dead. breast cancer, number one k!ller of women, piece of sh+t. light a candle. alright. here we go

funky h+rns!

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