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dan the man - d-man lyrics

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verse(1) [dan the man]
yo i’m dan, the man, and im h-rny
all my rythmes suck, cuz they are corny
but for some reason people adore me
in my primetime, emmaculate glory
if you know me, you know im nuke-pr-ne
at my highest point, im in the f-cking zone
my verses aren’t good, they’re not that cl-ssy
they were all written by tyler d-ssey (d-man!, d-man!, d-man)

verse(2)[andrew boucher]
a-n-d-r-e-w
b-o-u-c-h-e-r
my words stick to you like super glue
and soar far, just like a shooting star
locked in the studio, trying to make it big
bigger than bp’s offsh0r- rig
the rap games a mess, just like the ocean
go ahead and buy a bottle of calamine lotion

verse(3)[dan the man]
in sean’s bas-m-nt dying on the couch
i need a lung replacement, hurting like a grouch
i saw d-ren, eating peanut b-tter
he had 1 scoop, then 2, then another
how could he be eating peanut b-tter
of his own, blood like brother
dan gets blamed, oh whatta shame
this will go down in the bullsh-t hall o fame (d-man!,d-man!,d-man)

verse(4) [andrew boucher]
you’re looking at my like you’ve jsut been noob tubed
my flow slides out, like its just been s-x lubed
if im on your team, then your team will lose
don’t cry kids jsut grab your own boose
dont talk to me about alcohol abuse
just chug that sh-t down like apple juice
grab some quarters, we’ll battle it out
the way you drink you’re lookin like a girl scout

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