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danae hays - dick in my nightstand lyrics

[verse 1]
where does the time go?
thanks for the nachos and two+for+one tacos
good thing tequila does what it does
i didn’t catch feelings, but i caught a buzz

[pre+chorus]
yeah, i see you talking, i’m over here smiling
’cause i’m fantasizing about riding my chevy off into the sun
as soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
’cause there’s something better waiting at home

[chorus]
i got a d+ck in my nightstand
i can use with my left hand
when i’m alone, it always treats me right
never too tired on a friday night
some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
picket fence with a little white house on a hill with somе nice land
but me, i got a d+ck in my nightstand, ooh yeah

[verse 2]
all of my friеnds think that i need affection
but i found perfection
it doesn’t talk when i’m trying to read
it doesn’t poke me when i’m trying to sleep
[chorus]
i got a d+ck in my nightstand
i can use with my left hand
when i’m alone, it always treats me right
never too tired on a friday night
some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
me, i got a d+ck in my nightstand

[verse 3]
it doesn’t get mad at me
when i wanna watch grey’s anatomy
it won’t p+ss on the toilet seat
or drag me to an applebee’s

[chorus]
i got a d+ck in my nightstand
i can use with my left hand
when i’m alone, it always treats me right
never too tired on a friday night
some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
oh, but me, i got a d+ck in my nightstand
you know i do

[outro]
i see you talking, i’m over here smiling
’cause i’m fantasizing about riding my chevy off into the sun
as soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
’cause there’s something better waiting at home
[outro, spoken]
dammit, the batteries are dead

- danae hays lyrics

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