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daneislife - 3 ½ lyrics

[intro: sample]
seals must be able to turn off physical discomfort, but their minds must be in top working order. few jobs in the navy require more mature judgments to be made almost instantaneously. in a combat zone, these decisions can mean the difference between the success and failure of a mission. between life, and death

[verse 1]
feel like ya mama never taught you how to lay off
banana peels are traumatic for you ’cause your nana sued the banana company and lost
banana clip, found it at the thrift shop
macklemore claimеd he was wearing your papas drip
so get lost! ‘causе you don’t know what he’s up to nowadays
makin’ rap albums, who the h+ll does that nowadays?
i remember when i used to do that
a lack of commercial success has driven me off the deep end
now i’m just sitting around in lounges and bars
and just starting to weep, man

[verse 2]
i’ve been basing my life decisions off of advice i’ve heard on two and a half men
i’m basically one of the men, you can call it three and a half men
you ever wonder what it must’ve felt like to be that half man?
only having half of the brain that leads you to stardom and fame
like paul mccartney, he only had half of two brains
which together is basically one brain
and he usually uses that brainpower nowadays playing mario kart wii
that’s all he does and boy let me tell you he is a powerhouse
i think he’s ranked pretty highly on some of the speedrun leaderboards
yeah, mario cartney, paul+ paul mccartney, mario kart wii
look it up okay it’s not my job to tell you all about all his strategies and stuff
look into it, you’re gonna have to learn that yourself basically
that’s what i’m trying to say so
stop relying on me to teach you basic things
also more abstract concepts like life and death, you know?
and how to freshen your breath
make an everlasting impact on the people around you
through clean and minty+smelling breath
or even you know, cinnamon+flavored mouthwash is a thing
i don’t know who’s buying cinnamon toothpaste and cinnamon mouthwash
if you don’t think that’s a thing let me tell you it’s a thing
(laughter)
[verse 3]
another basic fact i have to tell you for some reason
all i’m encouraging you to do is look into things
study things for yourself
read wikipedia, i don’t know
maybe it will help you find something new
learn something interesting for once
i want you
to go out
go out there yourself
and find a new fact
then i want you to report back to me with that fact
and it has to be interesting
if you want to win this little challenge
you have to come to me with the fact
and i have to be like, “huh… that’s interesting, i’ve never heard that before”
so yeah
think of this as a little challenge to you
like
whoever wins
i mean you’re not winning anything but
if you listen to this album in full
i just want to hear from you one interesting fact, okay?
i think you understand now
daneislife… out

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