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daneislife - boss baby back in business lyrics

[intro]
dane! where are you, buddy old pal? it’s me, kyle, your former friend, turned enemy. it’s been five long, cold, hard years… the world has devolved into chaos. it’s changed, dane. every year, disenfranchised youth are disappearing into the sewers. they come out mutated sewer rats. only you can help, dane. by saving the rap game. listen, find some free beat online and say anything. anything… and it’ll be fire еnough to fend off the rat peoplе back to the sewers. are you up to the task? i know this message will reach you, because i’ve been tracking you. five years meditating in that mountainous cavern, just for the sake of your performance art quest to recreate plato’s allegory… listen, i know you could save the world and all, but that was kind of pretentious and cringe of you. it’s just that these times are dire and we need your help. if you’re interested, meet me at the fight barn. i’ll give you a wallop, but if you can beat me in a fistfight, i know that your rap sk!lls will save the world

[hook]
boss baby back in business
everything comes true in time for christmas
so don’t waste a second on gifts for christmas

[verse]
george clooney’s the boss baby
i’m the real boss baby
he thinks he’s told the story, well i lived it
i was just a small child in a small mind
with a grown man’s mind
consuming pork rinds from the vine
don’t know what that means, but it’s something
i’m just saying things, i don’t always have to make sense
i only make money cents
it’s currency, that’s what it is
and i’m doing my biz
you don’t know me, you don’t know what i’ve done with my life
you don’t know that i invented the futon
but that’s a whole nother story
a story that i might get into some day
some day, some way
ooh, i’m feeling this beat
i got toes on my feet
[laughter]
megan rapinoe’s at my feet
who’s megan rapinoe?
i’m rappin’ though, but i don’t know
i looked it up, she’s a soccer player
exactly what i thought
now i’m thinking about the boss baby again
so george clooney plays the boss baby, right?
tiny little man, tiny little brain
his brother’s toby gar+ toby garfield. f+ck!
no, toby maguire
i’m mixing up my spiderman actors
cause i’m one of those bad actors
people who do bad acts
deliver to fedex
now back on topic, ignoring the mixup that i had earlier
boss baby, honestly, i don’t remember much about it
i don’t remember that much about the movie
and that’s groovy
you don’t have to know much about the movie to be groovy
i took a fake acid tab while trying to watch it
didn’t end well
well, it ended fine, i was just let down
it wasn’t real
was faker than a trump supporter that wanted to kneel at an nfl game
you get it? put that sh+t through your skull
yeah, i have to explain every pun that i make
or every joke that i make
so that way you know i’m not fake
like an nfl player that supports trump but chooses to kneel
you get it? yeah, i have to explain every joke that i make
and i have to repeat myself too
so i know how to weed out the people who aren’t really paying attention
and it causes tension
gets you sent to detention
did i forget to mention?
uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh uh
gwah!
sorry, i was only making those sounds ‘cuz i had something in my throat. it’s gone now
not to gloat
um, so like yeah
so this is my song, i’m back in business, boss baby
guess i’ll do the hook again
[hook]
boss baby back in business
just like you’ve been wishing for for christmas
everything comes true in time for christmas
so don’t waste a second on gifts for christmas
boss baby back in business (back in business)
everything comes true in time for christmas (time for christmas)
don’t be wishing gifts for christmas
you might be disappointed when santa doesn’t give you those gifts!
and i’m out
peace
daneislife

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