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daneislife - goat in the water lyrics

[intro]
goat in the water!
goat in the water!
goat in the water!
(you’re listening to f+cking judah music.)

[verse 1]
i get more use than your grandma’s boating license
out on the water
yeah, i’m a master of the boats now
don’t f+ck with me
boats now call me the master of the sea
they kneel before me as their motor runs
kayak, speedboat, it’s all in my domain
president of the gremlin society, you can call me peter caine
i’ll send my seal army after you if you don’t refrain
to listеn to my ra rivals speak
what you don’t understand is you werе born meek
just a side effect
that’s why your bars are so weak

[verse 2]
if you need me
i’ll be back in a week
just going out on a little boating demonstration
hey, this isn’t a negotiation
it’s a demand
if you’re a supporter of me, you are gonna be on my side
you’re gonna be a part of my seal army
i created you
i own you
i believe
that you can be the best that you can be, okay?
we are gonna win that trophy
that boating trophy, that is
you seals are gonna help
you’re gonna cooperate with each other
you’re gonna all aid in my success
and when i’m inaugurated as the king of the seas
you’re not gonna be surprised
you’re gonna be proud of me
because you helped me get to the place i am today
so dear listener
if you are listening to this right now
you recognize my authority in the ocean
as the boating god
you will not
i repeat
you will not
work against me in any sort of way
you’re gonna swim by my side
and together
we will roll into the seas
we will destroy our opposition
and we will be the best boaters in sonoma county 2022
you got that bud?
sorry, i should’ve said 2023
[verse 3]
if you wanna write for me i’ll pay you a quarter
[sigh]
i make better songs than robinson, porter
if you are looking for answers as to why i switched his name around
it’s ’cause it rhymed better
catch me in the ballroom
dancing to my finest jazz swing album that i’m gonna come out with
not gonna come out with a jazz swing album, this album is pushing it
if seals had a college course
i’d be on tenure
i’ve been studying seals for so long
that i’m starting to spin with the pure

[verse 4]
i’m an animal when it comes to seals
just like seals are animals
but you know they are actually closer to humans than you might expect
for one
a seal is not gonna hesitate to tackle your ass if you mess up around it
if you mess up around it
if you make a mistake around a seal they are very perfectionist
they will hurt you
my partnership with the seals is so intense that it hurts
they are helping negotiate with the catholic church
our demands?
let seals be priests
it’s really not going anywhere they’re not taking us seriously
and i accept that
it’s a bit of a ridiculous demand
and you know we’re thinking we might drop that little negotiation with the church
which is so heartwrenching that it hurts
but you know it has to be done
if the seals want to have fun
they are not gonna have fun like that in seal church
that’s all i’m sayin
when i played football i only played defense
’cause that’s all i’m curious about, you know?
i just try to fill my vessel
my heart
with the finest animal prints in my community
yeah i stock up on leopard print
zebra print
tiger stripes
not real furs
that would be immoral
very immoral
the nylon on my guitar strings
made out of only manmade creations
when i play guitar
i only sing about animal rights
activism, you know?
[outro: man]
well, that’s…
and there he is, the hebrew pig

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