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daneislife - memoir lyrics

i’m on the path to success, dan
i’m on the path to the best, me
on the, floating on a boat
floating on a boat
have you ever been on a boat?
i haven’t been on a f+cking boat
i don’t wanna be on a boat
i don’t think i wanna be on a boat, like, ever
boats are f+cking sh+t
like, who would wanna be on a boat except for like, rich white males?
no one wants to be on a boat
boats are sh+tty
talking about males
i’m a male, i’m in the f+cking alpha male of this clan, b+tch
if you f+ck with me, you’re my worst enemy
congratulations marc, on your success
congratulations marc, on your success
congratulations on the worst f+cking album of the century, marc
you f+cking suck b+tch, suck my d+ck
celebrations like it’s my birthday
because everyday is my birthday if you think about it
january 1st is my birthday
january 9th is my real birthday, but every other day is my birthday too
have you ever explored the region?
like, have you ever walked around down, like down to the nearest 7+11 and bought a map for your explorations?
like, exploring is cool, like, but like, it’s not always
because sometimes exploring can get you k!lled
if you don’t supply enough food to the hamsters the hamsters will die too
and they’ll never find the body if i k!ll you and put you in the river right now
they will never find the body
because i will drown it in acid and they will never find the f+cking body, b+tch
you’re my enemy, and there’s nothing putting behind it
you’re my enemy
i hate you
i hate the sh+t out of you, brother
that’s the way the world is
i’m popular, and you’re a nerd
think about it that way
i drive fast cars, i live a fast life
i run fast
i won a footrace against the fastest kid in my school in the eighth grade
i’m fast
the only place i’m not fast is in bed, man
and i’m big too, i’m really big
like in bed, i’m big in bed
and i’m big on sports
like i play a lot of sports and i’m buff because of that
i’m really buff, i’m really buff
freeze!
your hamster in the fridge
freeze your hamster on the lip
vacation is nothing
vacation is any other day to me
vacation is everyday
i’m on vacation 24/7 because i’m a rap star
i’m the best rapper in the world
f+ck b
f+ck bees, f+ck bees
f+ck the private life
everything i do is public
i write all about it on my tw+tter, on my instagram
on my twitter
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i’m on whatsapp
i snapchat app
and sometimes you might feel like you’re the president
but you’re never the president
you could not be the president remotely
goodbye

- daneislife lyrics

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