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danequiah alejandra & bri iconic - danequiah 2025 lyrics

[intro]
hi, i’m brianna with cbc news
we’re here at the prime minister debate with candidate danequiah alejandra
the controversial internet sensation that stole the hearts of canadians world wide
danequiah, the first question canada would like to ask you is
with the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?

[verse]
now listen up, canada
danequiah ain’t ever been scared of ya
i give free drugs to trading tricks
i pop my pussy for celery sticks
i drink and drive, fuck being alive
kill evеryone now, you won’t survive
our national anthem is britnеy spears
you’re a terrorist if you shop at sears
instead of meth we suck some dick
there is no gender, sex means shit
madonna fans are the upper class
and taxes, bitch, you can kiss my ass
everyone gets on e.p.t., the only channel is c.b.c
i’d burn parliament and kill the moose
oh, and tampons are hoot

[bridge]
ah, a fine answer indeed, danequiah
now, canadas second question is
if you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the parliament be like? what would you do? what would you bring?
[verse]
kim jerry is my first man, i throw seth rogan goes in the trash can
now listen to me, you can’t fuck with me
i’m taking myers from gosling
all sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
drop out of school and disrespect your parents
am i gonna win? bitch, it’s apparent
i climbed the poles, they poked my holes
ryan reynolds, he can lick my soles
j. fox is vp, our water supply is fiji
you gets free gucci if you pops your coochie
on the money would be i love lucy
every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough

[bridge]
ah, impressive!
now, as the quote “baddest tranny in canada”
the voters would like to know, what would you do for them
how would you ensure their happiness is as important as yours seems to be?

[verse]
i’ll suck your balls, i’ll lick your ass
i’ll drink your piss from a wine glass
i’ll fuck your dad, i’ll fuck you bad
i’ll bring my mower and cut your grass
i’ll give your mother some compliments
i’ll boost your step daughter’s confidence
i’ll come over to your house
so we can totally listen to ashlee simpson and bond and junk
vote for me, not poilievre
he smells like bleach and warm pee
and trudeau is a retard, he looks like a fag at a gay bar
and jagmeet? he’s cool, whatever
but does he have his shit together?
how many licks does it take ’til you get to the centre of danequiah? bitch, you’ll never
[bridge]
very convincing argument danequiah alejandra, brava
now, do you have any last messages for voters? make it count!
this is your last time to shine

[verse]
vote danequiah, bitch, vote danequiah
vote danequiah, bitch, vote danequiah
vote alejandra, vote alejandra
vote alejandra
bitch, vote alejandra
vote danequiah, bitch, vote danequiah
vote danequiah, bitch, vote danequiah
vote alejandra, vote alejandra
vote alejandra
bitch, vote alejandra
vote or gag, vote or gag
vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
vote or gag, vote or gag
vote or gag, vote, vote or gag

[outro]
ladies and gentlemen, that was miss danequiah alejandra
for the liberal party 2025
make sure you get out there and register, folks!
it’s your country and your opinion is what makes it

- danequiah alejandra bri iconic lyrics

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