daniel monroe - marilyn monroe doesn't like me lyrics
marilyn monroe doesn’t like me lyrics
[intro]
h+llo! how come i’m rich and you not? how come you not sell real estate like i do? how come i sleep with your wife while you’re at work? and then i pee in your toilet and don’t flush? sometimes, i open the back part and i pee in there. so then when you flush, pee come out. you know why? cause i’m smart. i’m smart and you stupid
is this thing working?
ladies and gentlemen, i would like to thank everyone for coming out tonight
for my new film; marilyn monroe doesn’t like me
daniel starring as ricegum, sort of biographical
so, i hope y’all enjoy yourselves
[verse 1]
yellow’s gonna sting me, i find that easy to believe
i’m flyin’, i’m stylin’, call me gatsby, i’m partyin’
f+ck jake, f+ck deji, i run the clout gang
i’m the man of the hour (this dude’s mad with power)
i brought the diss tracks, i wrote the best raps
(what about ksi?) ksi ain’t all that
i got bad b+tches now, i ain’t even f+cked my girl
(tyrone f+cked her first, micegum) daniel, go f+ck yourself
this is why i hate you, you think you know my history
you’re too ugly and marilyn sucks me
i’ma hit you with a baseball bat
i’m pouring gasoline and burning up your casket
yellow jacket is a little f+ggot
he’s softer than a ketchup packet
so what if i’m a snitch? so what if i got haters?
mentioning my name is what keeps me famous
[hook] (x2)
bees and wasps, they scare me
i get demonetized videos on the daily
when it’s raining, it’s pouring
hitting girls makes it funny
[verse 2]
hey guys, i got my own merch
(micegum, that sh+t ain’t gonna sell)
so what? you’ve seen my ass on that commercial
(good luck with your next song, man, i hope it does well)
you think you’re so funny, faze banks got my money
wolfie’s robbing me, they might be listening
i’m kickin’ it with the martinez twins
i don’t share my bs to them, but we have a chance of being siamese twins
i don’t play basketball, i aim below the rim
i’m the bowling ball, my crew is the bowling pins
i beat gabbie and now i’ll f+ck her
don’t believe me? ask travis barker
[hook] (x2)
bees and wasps, they scare me
i get demonetized videos on the daily
when it’s raining, it’s pouring
hitting girls makes it funny
[outro]
oh! hahaha
this is too much fun, man
hey, hey, i seen your little videos too, man
hahaha, is that all you got?
i mean… i mean, news flash: n0body believes you, hahaha
didn’t you say you never wanted a kid? a daughter?
well, your ex says… you do have a kid
didn’t you say you make good music?
well, your ex says… you never made any good music
now, you can get your clips together and submit them to idubbbz
i mean, you can send the clips you have to idubbbz
so he can open your video budget, your recording budget
you gotta send it to the boss
that’s idubbbz, he’s the boss
it’s marilyn+ daniel monroe
that’s it, that’s all
i rule with the stinger
hahaha
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