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daniel thrasher & angela giarratana - life expectancy lyrics

[verse 1: daniel thrasher & angela giarratana, both]
what’s a squirrel to do?
with this brand new life
all our dreams can come true
when we step outside
look out, world, here we come
leave behind our tree
so much to be done
a whole life ahead of me
to your life expectancy

[verse 2: daniel thrasher & angela giarratana]
ah, sh+t, ha!
time to get outside and explore the world
gotta find my own nuts and be a self sufficient squirrel
i’ve been playing too much grand theft acorn
and been watching too much squirrel on squirrel p+rn
i must see the seven wonders of the yard
that six garden gnomes in the st. bernard
i’m gonna finally cross the big hard path
where the metal horses roll by so d+mn fast
i’m gonna run out into the middle and then freeze
then go right, then left and right, because they’ll never squish me

[verse 3: angela giarratana & daniel thrasher]
we break inside the human house
climb the curtains and b+tch slap a mouse
slip behind the tv and chew the cables
take a steaming dump on the dining room table (yeah!)
we got two more years, let’s make it count
ditch the house, let’s head into town
bite the mayor in the jugular and elect myself
smoke cigars, wearing dress pants and a belt
i’m planning on an even bigger mission
to get the chipmunks and the gophers to join a coalition
exhausting all available channels, to give the world back
to the little mammals

- daniel thrasher angela giarratana lyrics

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