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daniel thrasher - 18 more micro-songs to boost your mood lyrics

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18 more micro+songs to boost your mood lyrics
[micro+song 1]
why do babies look so chubby?
do some pull+ups, chubby baby
do some pull+ups, you little coward
get a six+pack, i bet you won’t

[micro+song 2]
when sheep fall asleep, do they count us?

[micro+song 3]
all clouds are pee, if you really think about it
at some point or another, clouds are pee

[micro+song 4]
the only thing bigger than my
massive wiener is my
willingness to lie about its size
(backing vocals, charles cornell)
it’s huge!

[micro+song 5]
it’s amazing that i’ve seen all of these murder documentaries
on netflix, and i’ve yet to k!ll a single dude

[micro+song 6]
this is my impression
of what it would sound like
to make sweet, sweet love to a beatboxer
it go like+
[beatboxes]
[micro+song 7]
how do wе know that all dinosaurs are brown?
how do we know that?
how can we know that?

[micro+song 8]
last timе i lost my stamps
i glued a quarter to an envelope
and i winked at the mailman
i winked at the mailman

[micro+song 9]
how many times has a bus driver heard
“the wheels on the bus” and cried?

[micro+song 10]
what do donald trump and i have in common when i’m on the toilet?
it’s stormy daniels
it’s stormy daniels
cuz my p++py’s so loosey it’s goosey p++py loosey goosey in my b+tt

[micro+song 11]
what does a deer see when he sees my headlights?
does he see god?
does he see aliens? that’s cool
[micro+song 12]
why are they called malls
when they’re really ig?

[micro+song 13]
some grandmas are s+xy, you know it’s true
statistically speaking, there’s a s+xy grandma waiting for you

[micro+song 14]
i can change a tire
but can a tire change me?
i don’t think so
i don’t think so

[micro+song 15]
i wish to learn the secret language of the bees
they speak in tiny dances
are they talking about me?

[micro+song 16]
i’m a pisces, which clearly means that my parents
banged in may

[micro+song 17]
if sharks need to keep swimming
to stay alive
doesn’t that mean that all sharks should also have six+packs?
what’s the deal
[micro+song 18]
what do you got to prove
when you say

- daniel thrasher lyrics

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