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danii - mr. mix vs. baldi (rap battle) lyrics

mr. mix (verse 1)

grab yourself a pot
and makes sure that the counter’s wiped clean
i guess along with kids
i’ll have to teach your coders typing
let’s make this fun
i cook dishes
you k!ll for no good reason
surely none can top this recipe, though
that i should season
you’re new to this
i’m firing shots at your building
like it was a school shooting
but i couldn’t do any more harm to your games
so i’ll just leave all that to youtube kids
what do you think happens
when beef is settled with this cutter
have your guts across the wall
the only time you spread like b+tter
i’m not giving any brеad
to fund up baldi’s basics game
but you’re just like thе bully
thanking fans for donations, ay!
like my game, you can’t beat me
you’re feeling queasy
but it’s from my bars and raps
thinkin it’s easy?
watch as i put a sock in your arts and crafts…
baldi (verse 1)

oh hi!
welcome to my schoolhouse!
oh my!
you’re the one who’s getting schooled now!
what is cooking mama + a sh+tty creepypasta?
did you say a good game?
w r o n g
good one!
you should run!
because like with teaching
i’m better spitting!
don’t remember sitting down and playing
mr. mix
’cause like your food
it’s never finished!
consider quitting
’cause i gotta sweep
no topping me
bring in the autopsy
i’m baldi, see
but this hack got everything wrong
he should step into my office, geez!
this homer simpson looking freak
should go and find some other fool
i’d hit you with this ruler
but 12 inch is for your m̶͎̝̪̫̳͆̈́̇o̷̧̱̝̮̙̐͠t̴͖̹͛̌̄ḫ̶͉̕e̸͕͙͆͆̓̕r̴̢̺̬͎͓̈͆.̵̠̮͆̀̄̈́
and my players get educated
with every compartment
running school trips and the halls
you run school trips to the police department!
mr. mix (verse 2)
that’s a spicy meatball
you surely left me weary
when a f+cking horror game needs mods
to actually be scary (what?)

(rap this!)

mr. mix (fast verse 1)

i’m quick with the spitting
at 666 disses per minute
you think you’re so scary by ear+raping b+tches so+
(shhhh…)
(i’m mr. mix…)

mr. mix (fast verse 2)

everybody thinks you’re crazy
from a sh+tty game so lazy
i be leaving players shaking
when i’m in their nightmares waiting
cooking baldi? maybe
’cause there’s no room to be shady
and it wouldn’t be the first time
that i’d be cooking with a baby
mr. mix (verse 3)

i put you off like i’m a phone
that won’t take a while
leave this defect more deformed
then the faces that’s in my files!

baldi (verse 2)
wow!
that verse was awful!
who let bro cook?
a shame he couldn’t write this down
despite with 7 notebooks!
the fans turn up slower than first prize
you’re lacking sk!lls, man!
you should make like your hackers and just

ǵ̸͇͗͛͠e̵̙̽̂̊͊͝t̷̨̥͑ ̵͇̲̭̣̊̆́̓̌o̸̻̟͉̦̣̊͌̾u̸͚̦̍t̷̝͎͔̥̑̃͘͝ ̴̧̰̼̥̞́̋ẅ̵̡̻͔̣́͂͗̓ͅh̴̼͍̝̊̈́́̈́͐i̴̬̪̰̮̠͆͆͝l̸̝̀͒̚ë̸̢̧̹͚́͋͜ ̷̯̱̰̙͈̄̇̚y̸̧͚͋͋͒̉̈́o̸̧͓̍̑̚͠u̶͙̭͛͑ ̴̡̭̰̏̾̍͘͝s̷͖̹̪̲͠͠t̸̘͕̱̥͚̓̈i̸͔̱͐+̴̗̲̥̺͓̆̾͝͝ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉ǐ̶̤͒̚͠͝l̴͕̮̝̲̄̔͒̚+̶̬̮͉͇̹̉

baldi (verse 3)
f+ck a party mode!
this fat boy needs some cardio!
it’s like i’m having burgers
because this whole cow’s already owned!
took from every story ironically
no one’s choosing this!
so now viewers are like the police’s goal
wow, you exist!

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