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danny joey - to water orton, from kings norton lyrics

[verse 1]
once an early morning, i woke at my brother sean’s and
i fl1cked the kitchen switch but the light seemed to ignore me
i pulled a tenner out and thought that, i’d get some electric for them
pulled the card-key out while they were sleeping and then suddenly
the harsh noise was discordant, the alarms were playing forté
i forgot he lives above a shop and sleeps deeper than normal
so while my brother was still snoring, i headed out the front door and
i was queueing while i was yawning while i was viewing the tesco’s store and
the cashier started talking, so i quickly explained the story
and then she said that the card rejected and there was nothing she could do to cure it
so i crossed the road and moved forward, to another shop on the corner
and then she said the same cr-p as the last l-ss; none of this made sense at all
so i decided to swear and abort and back to the house i walked and
as i walked in, guess who i seen? my brother’s girlfriend laura
cutting this chapter short she basically got it sorted
neither of them were angry at me and it all took place in kings norton

[chorus] x2
i’m originally from birmingham
but i’ve lived many years in tamworth
it all started off at kings norton
but resulted in water orton

[verse 2]
wilnecote was my platform but i got off at kings norton
what? i lost my trail of thought, i ought to sort this, meant to say ‘water orton’
the train continued forth and i’d never been here before
mind it’s a sunday, i looked at the time table and the trains were no more
so i gave my mate a call and told him the unfortunate awfulness
but he couldn’t get a lift so i p-ssed in a big toilet ornament
after about an hour of boredom and smoking half the f-gs i bought
my friend rode up on a motorbike so i had a mode of transport
he said “listen up this is important”, said to lean with the bike and some laws and
then i hopped on the back in just a tank-top, hoping we don’t get caught
this was crazy but awesome, i half expected him to floor it
but i had no helmet, nor a jacket, so he driven with caution
the rain had started pouring, it was cold i -ssure you
i said “i don’t fear death but i fear the moaning of broken bones from falling”
i imagined a time portal, closed my eyes and teleported
back to the house of tamworth, never to return to water orton

[chorus] x2
i’m originally from birmingham
but i’ve lived many years in tamworth
it all started off at kings norton
but resulted in water orton

[outro]
say this with me:
bum. potato. cat. potato. bum. potato. cat. potato. [x3]
you’re verbally decapitated and lyrically contaminated

- danny joey lyrics

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