danny - sloppy joe pt. 1 lyrics
gather round gather round i got a story to tell
d swain strike a nerve of b-tches that read zane
and swallow how many grits? i’m back on my misogyny tip
(you got your heart broke?) probably b-tch
(man up with your god d-mn mcgruff lookin -ss.)
yo met this chick amanda in cooking cl-ss
took a last minute slot for the low low
put some s-ssafras in the pot with the pollo
impressed the hoe yo, teacher say “now you cookin with gas”
introduced myself i said it’s nice to meet ya
i’d like to meet ya mixed with basil leaves and sliced paprika
but why’d you jump on table 3 and bite the teacher?
she punched me in my food box made off with my two socks
d-mn girl you know i like some rough
other guys might give up but i’m in it to win it in it for spinach
i’m so discreet whispered to her can i poke the ovaries with the kosher beef?
we can smoke a stogie afterwards and go to sleep
feelin’ fly in my endeavors she said “why i never!
how dare you disrespect me boy you got me mixed up”
20 minutes later i was digging out the thick sl-t
of course my aims is to one night stand it
she telling me commitment is something she can manage god d-mnit
too arrogant to tell her what my plan is
she fell asleep i vanished went home and made a manwich i’m gone
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