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danwritessins – splatter lyrics


[spoken intro]
danwritessins is my sugar daddy

greetings inhabitants of planet earth
my name is danwritessins, what’s yours?
now i got out of bed and came from my galaxy to be here tonight
so lets kick things off with some formalities and introductions right now, shall we?
silence all cellphones because if i hear one marimba i swear to f-cking god this show is over
i don’t know where the emergency exits are either, so beat the sh-t out of anyone who disrespects you

[verse 1a]
got a side b-tch, t-ts fake
but it’s on her mind to be the pound cake
i’m on the track got downloads coming through the air like an ios 8 update
in her mouth, cos i don’t like a mess
breed her -ss so i can catch my breath
so i can catch my breath
so i can catch my breath

[verse 1b]
t-ts out like its mardi gras
got a duffle bag everytime i go to withdraw
wrist icy, it thaws to glow
getting money like dawson
thousand loads

[repeat verse 1b]

[verse 2a]
get it big gonna hit ya with the caps lock
cut it out, shut you out cos it’s all talk
grab your sh-t before i f-cking chuck it
a little love sick got me puking in a bucket

[verse 2b]
i’mma drink until i don’t remember
i won’t stop, no i won’t surrender
cop my single – i’m your vender
just copped the check and now i’m ready to spend’er

[verse 2c]
hnow i’m the drew of brees
this ain’t foot ball but you could fumble me
i’m at msg, i’m on mtv
but how the f-ck you eat tuna if its not b-mblebees

[repeat verse 2c]