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daphne blake & the head - bar mitzvah tights lyrics

[intro – the head]
i got my bar mitzvah tights on
but just for this song, ay

[verse 1]
walking in the mall, ay
lemme keep it movin’
lookin’ in the display, i see my reflection
and these bomb -ss tights, i gotta try them on now
might look like a model, or a f-cking fat cow
i got a seafood cookout tonight, bar mitzvah, whatever
let me get there looking right
gonna try and pull a man, gonna give him a bite
a girl like me could use some help from a pair of tights
for those of you who know me
i don’t usually wear tights
but when i say these tights are mothaf-ckin’ boss
these tights are mothaf-ckin’ ceo

[pre-chorus – aarrone]
but this is my outfit of the night
this is what i’m wearing to my little seafood cookout
little thing or whatever
and i’m ‘bout to k!ll ‘em
straight murder ‘em

[chorus]
off on a sat-rday, that sh-t don’t even be
when you see me tonight, you’re gonna be leaving with me
baby, it’s not my fault that my body is supreme
i got my bar mitzvah tights and look what they’re doing for me
look what they’re doing for me
do-do-doing for me
look what they’re doing for me
yo, i feel like mayweather
come on and do it for me

[verse 2 – daphne]
did someone say bar mitzvah?
can’t blame me
i love ‘em bar mitzvahs, they call me jew sister
time again, that they take me downtown
to the boy with the rugs and the radio sound
and mazel tov to violin and shalom
no place i’d rather be than here or at home
but gotta go now, i have no more clothes
sweet thing with a ring ruined them with a hose

[pre-chorus 2]
wait, what was that one b-tches name?
oh my god!
i’m not leaving ‘cause i got an idea
no sayonara and not even a see ya
remember that night that you fell in the sewer
and then you got new clothes from that b-tch named stewart

[bridge – aarrone & daphne]
oh my god i just got my new clothes from ashleystewart.com
i’m so happy!
y’all go to ashley stewart, go to ashleystewart.com
and cop you a pair of these
there are two kinds, there’s these kinds
and a spring rainforest tight, dada dada

[chorus]
off on a sat-rday, that sh-t don’t even be
when you see me tonight, you’re gonna be leaving with me
baby, it’s not my fault that my body is supreme
i got my bar mitzvah tights and look what they’re doing for me
look what they’re doing for me
look what they’re doing for me
(dadadada)
look what they’re doing for me
(f-ck this sh-t)
look what they’re doing for me
(y’all know i like white men too)

[post-chorus]
bar mitzvah tights
yeah they fit me all right
legs are quite a sight
in these bar mitzvah tights
wanna spend the night ‘cause i just might
thick, tight, and delight
in these bar mitzvah tights
(come on!)
bar mitzvah tights, b-tch
bar mitzvah tights
bar mitzvah tights, b-tch
bar mitzvah tights
(bar mirzvahs)
wanna spend the night because i just might
i’m a tight b-tch in these bar mitzvah tights
bar mitzvah tights, b-tch
bar mitzvah tights
(i’m off on a sat-rday, that sh-t don’t even be!)
bar mitzvah tights, b-tch
bar mitzvah tights

[outro – aarrone]
how do y’all b-tches wear tights to the club
to church, to m-ss, bar mitzvahs, baby showers
everywhere i f-cking go, b-tches got on tights
y’all like showing your -ss like that?

- daphne blake the head lyrics

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