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daphne blake & the head - the bitch with the television lyrics

[intro – kristen wiig & little girl]
you’re fat, have you called jenny craig yet? you look like you’re pregnant. baby bump, alert?
i’m not pregnant
baby bump alert?
i’m not
i bet you have hpv
oh and i bet you have it too and i bet your whole freakin’ family has it because it’s very common!
well you look like an old mop
you look like a little broom with long bristles

[verse 1 – daphne blake]
got me f-cked up on the dancefloor
poppin’ the molly and i want some more
stilettos and heels, wash em like a rag
doing the makeup for my next f-g hag
mesh on my top, s-x on the beach
pourin’ my drink to sleep with the queens
daphne blake boots, walk down the street
dirty blonde hair, and glitter stained t–th

ballroom blitz
contour on my t-ts
got them red bottom heels
louboutin lady
plump pink lips (oh god)
t-ssels on my nips (falling)
servin’ em their meals (dizzy)
louboutin lady

[pre-chorus 1 – daphne blake, the head & little girl]
got my daphne
got my daphne blake
got my daphne
(my grandma looks like a pile of old rags)
got my daphne blake boots
got my daphne
got my daphne blake
got my daphne
got my daphne blake boots

walk, win, slay
looking better every day
you can pave the way
you’re a louboutin lady
h-i-v
come on hold that pose for me
a-i-d-s
you’re the motherf-cking best

[chorus – the head]
work it, work it, work it
exercise your vision
work it, work it, work it
power and precision
work it, work it, work it
exercise your vision
work it, work it, work it
for the b-tch with the television

you’re the belle of the ball, you can clock them all
do your dips and a spin, you’re a shoe-in to win
your crown will never fall, you can stand so tall
do your dips and a spin, smile for the television

[hook – the head]
you can vogue
you can vogue
you can vo-vo-vo-vo-vogue
you can pose
you can pose
you can po-po-po-po-pose
you can vogue (vogue)
you can vogue (vogue)
you can vo-vo-vo-vo-vogue
you can pose (pose)
you can pose (pose)
you can po-po-po-po-pose

[verse 2 – daphne blake]
hold that pose
hold that pose for me
i’m loving what i see
you’re a louboutin lady
walk that walk
run that runway please
shut the country
you’re a louboutin lady

[pre-chorus 2 – daphne blake, kristen wiig & little girl]
on the te-
(you’re gonna die someday)
on the televi-
(so are you, sooner than me)
on the te-
(not unless you get k!lled)
on the television
(you could get k!lled tonight!)
on the te-
(how did you get it, by sleeping with a gang of bikers?)
on the televi-
(there’s nothing wrong with bikers, they have free spirits)
on the te-
(well you need to go to the dentist)
on the television

- daphne blake the head lyrics

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