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dapper dog - waifu wish lyrics

[intro]
i don’t want a lot for christmas
there’s just this one thing i feel…
you would be the perfect present
i just wish that you were real…

[stanza 1]
1992, playing street fighter ii
gettin’ all clammy for cammy, i fell in love with you
your leotard wedgie, borderline nudity
you quarter+circled my stick and spiralled me into p+b+rty

rock’em sock’em goldilockin’ you’re a dangerous chick
british cutie with a booty 22 pixels thicc
i’ll be honest though, i envy all your foes
gettin’ stomped by you would be my kinda thing, ya know?
i wish that you could come alive, and hit me with that delta drive
make my wish come true, ‘cause all i want for christmas… is

[short instrumental break]

[stanza 2]
so many figures, posters and stickers, i’m running out of sp+ce
delta red in my bed, you’re on my pillowcase
cammy you’re my home, i even see you as i p+ss
plus your melons make a lovely cushion for my wrist
have i gone too far? possessed by the obsession
that stopped myself from loving girls with more than two dimensions?
well, from shadaloo to sin, life has rattled you with rage
goodness’ sake, take a break, i can be your bonus stage, babe
i can see you in my pool, drawing this just makes me drool
make my wish come true, ‘cause all i want for christmas… is
+loud bang+
(immediate cut to shocked/confused weeb)

“ho ho ho!” in the distance

(weeb checks outside and cammy is in the pool)

you made my wish come true… ‘cause all i+ +kick+

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