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dapper valentino - return of the jedi (squiggles diss 2) lyrics

[intro]

yes yes, dapper valentinooo
what’s appenin squiggles, ye f+ckin muppet?
i drop bombs, squiggles drops pebbles
i mean what are you gonna do lad?
come out and hit me with your a levels?
your name’s rob phillips, your bird’s nicky marsden
you’re a f+cking it consultant ye blert
from waterloo

[hook]

birkenheaders smoke smack and inject with needles
now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like squiggles?
you’ve got liverpool, wales, and wirral in the middle
now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like squiggles?

[verse]

what’s the matter soft lad, did i hit a nerve?
sorry it’s not tranmere you’ve got a season ticket for
it’s the reserves
ye bird’s a dirtbox ye blertbox
she sucks bare c+cks
the only time you’ve seen the docks
is from the other side of the water
cause you can’t afford a zoney
i call my mates mates, you call yours homies
you’re a weapon
can’t get n0body wetter
straight up birkenheader, yes i
it’s return of the jedi
squiggles is awful lonely
phoney, not scouse i’ve outed ye
get over that you’re a silly tw+t
in a bobble hat and a kappa tracky blazing backy
the more you act scouse the more you sound wool
your bird’s full of sperm
learn from this and go home to wallasey while she polishes me
last time i checked buses didn’t have traction controls
so why you telling everyone you’re shifting gears?
you said my fanbase is full of queers
lad i get more hits in one day than you get in years
i don’t care who listens to my music, at least they’re listenin
only time anyone listened to you
is when you sn+tched the mic at your niece’s christening
lad you’re getting laughed at by your peers you jedi knight
tried your best but lost the fight
i could go on all night about how you’re sh+te
i drive round thinking of things to say
so i’ve got all day while i’m on the george
this is how wool you are
you’re sitting there thinkin “who the f+ck is george?”
this music thing i’m on it
while you’re at home watching wallace and gromit
dapper got you shook
you’ve got a f+ckin head like howard the duck
what a wool what a wool squiggles you’re a wool
never had tunes on any channel
i’d wipe your head if i could find a flannel big enough
you f+ckin scruff
all huff and puff and no action
all you did was give dapper a passion
to make a show of you and your whole crew
i’m from the liv you’re not the same as me
[hook]

birkenheaders smoke smack and inject with needles
now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like squiggles?
you’ve got liverpool, wales, and wirral in the middle
now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like squiggles?

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